Another weekend, another terrible Tinder date. PGP.

The transmission went out in my 3 year old car this morning. PGP.

I just yelled at a high schooler for hitting my car with a football. PGP.

I stirred up some office drama by not inviting one of the lunch regulars to lunch. PGP.

My boss told me “cost of living doesn’t matter anymore” as he gave me a .5% raise this year. PGP.

I bought shoe polish over my lunch break. PGP.

“I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” -Kevin Malone. PGP.

Someone brought a box of girl scout cookies for the office and they were dominated within 10 minutes. Vultures. #PGP

The woman who wears bracelets that clink every second of the day while typing on her keyboard. PGP.

Waking up with a headache after drinking 2 beers the night before. PGP.