Got my first puppy back in the summer and there is no sugarcoating it that the first month is actual hell. But now that he’s no longer a biting/pooping machine and he loves to cuddle, we’ve become great buds.
The last time I was at a dog park a fight broke out between 2 dogs, no one intervened, and when it was finally over the owner just dragged his dog away with blood dripping from its mouth saying “eh, that happens.” Successfully turned me away for life.
Considering she’s a two time Olympian, I’d say she’s a lot more accomplished than most basic bitches. I didn’t see pizza, wine, and Netflix on that list.
Plenty of “over-qualified” people still work part-time jobs. I willingly work one in addition to my full-time job just to pay loans off faster. Get over yourself.
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Seeing my brother on there is one of my biggest fears.
That is the truth. I still get worried if he lets me sleep past 8.
Got my first puppy back in the summer and there is no sugarcoating it that the first month is actual hell. But now that he’s no longer a biting/pooping machine and he loves to cuddle, we’ve become great buds.
The last time I was at a dog park a fight broke out between 2 dogs, no one intervened, and when it was finally over the owner just dragged his dog away with blood dripping from its mouth saying “eh, that happens.” Successfully turned me away for life.
If you disappear on us, we need an ending to this story. Don’t leave us hanging like Brian did with Gil.
Maybe it’s just me, but there’s nothing worse than waking up with a head-splitting hangover at 5am with a stranger snoring next to you.
Back when I was actually having sex, I completely agreed with this.
I’m still left wondering what happened to Brian and Knox.
Change that to the receptionist with no power.
What the fuck did I just read. You start off by saying you’re not justifying cheating, and by the end you say that cheating should be encouraged.
It’s a disgrace. Get outta here with the Led Zeppelin shirt if the only song you know is Stairway to Heaven.
Considering she’s a two time Olympian, I’d say she’s a lot more accomplished than most basic bitches. I didn’t see pizza, wine, and Netflix on that list.
You can still live vicariously through Knox and Brian on Twitter
I do have a tattoo. It’s your skin, do whatever the fuck you want with it.
So what DO you guys approve of?
Hold on, you were a kindergartner in the 2000s? I’m basically in my grave now.
But was she a dragon?
Plenty of “over-qualified” people still work part-time jobs. I willingly work one in addition to my full-time job just to pay loans off faster. Get over yourself.
catie_warren. Brace yourself for the entertainment.
Regretting that move to Austin, huh?