Coming next week: Ring falls out of Todd’s pocket as he stands up to use the restroom mid dinner, girl thinks they are getting engaged. Todd is forced to propose or break up with her amidst the shit storm of telling her he isn’t actually proposing.
Start scheduling early morning tee times. Gets you up to do something enjoyable with some of your closest friends. Then you don’t feel as bad about having a few cold ones because you are doing something kind of athletic at the same time.
The only way the gorilla beats polar bear is if the gorilla is Harambe reincarnated and the polar bear picked is one portrayed in Coca Cola commercials around Xmas.
We just interviewed some junior portfolio analysts and I actually respect the person who tries to negotiate salary. Shows they know what they want, aren’t afraid to go after a hard topic and have some balls, and feel like they bring some worth to the table. They better tell us they are workaholics because 70-80 hr weeks is standard.
The high road actual takes way less effort. Half the time, taking the high road is just not giving a fuck but not having to tell anyone (or blast on social media) you don’t give a fuck. It literally requires you to do nothing at all in most of those situations. Not showing your cards is equally as gratifying as being petty.
Went to a wedding with a girl I was hooking up with every few months. She passed out after the reception in our hotel room and her friend was going to be crashing on the couch. Ended up drunkenly having sex with her friend in a hotel hot tub. Got caught be security who nicely just told us to put clothes on and leave the area. Finished the deed in a lobby bathroom.
You already gave her the ball by telling Mia anywhere she was that night you’d come meet up or make it happen. Give her the old maybe, I might make it over to where you are but I’m not sure lines. Can’t be readily available at her every call.
Delayed Delivery in Outlook is the best way to look “always on”. Write your email at 4:00pm and have it send to your client or boss at 8:00-9:00pm. Makes you look like you are really putting in the overtime.
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Coming next week: Ring falls out of Todd’s pocket as he stands up to use the restroom mid dinner, girl thinks they are getting engaged. Todd is forced to propose or break up with her amidst the shit storm of telling her he isn’t actually proposing.
“We only need one plate for this buffet JR, it is all you can eat.” -Cousin Eddie from across the hall
Start scheduling early morning tee times. Gets you up to do something enjoyable with some of your closest friends. Then you don’t feel as bad about having a few cold ones because you are doing something kind of athletic at the same time.
The only way the gorilla beats polar bear is if the gorilla is Harambe reincarnated and the polar bear picked is one portrayed in Coca Cola commercials around Xmas.
We just interviewed some junior portfolio analysts and I actually respect the person who tries to negotiate salary. Shows they know what they want, aren’t afraid to go after a hard topic and have some balls, and feel like they bring some worth to the table. They better tell us they are workaholics because 70-80 hr weeks is standard.
The high road actual takes way less effort. Half the time, taking the high road is just not giving a fuck but not having to tell anyone (or blast on social media) you don’t give a fuck. It literally requires you to do nothing at all in most of those situations. Not showing your cards is equally as gratifying as being petty.
Wilmington, NC or Charleston, SC Duda….those are the beach towns you need to consider
Bryant “Big Country” Reeves, Detlef Schrempf jerseys and my Dale Earnhardt Sr. T-shirt are the go to’s currently
I was hoping for a blowout fight over the Strip Club trip at dinner. Todd & the girl getting along was actually quite a curve ball.
Heading to Dirty Myrtle Beach for some golf, brews, and wonderful people watching on the Strip
Went to a wedding with a girl I was hooking up with every few months. She passed out after the reception in our hotel room and her friend was going to be crashing on the couch. Ended up drunkenly having sex with her friend in a hotel hot tub. Got caught be security who nicely just told us to put clothes on and leave the area. Finished the deed in a lobby bathroom.
Jake laughing at his own jokes. TFM.
You already gave her the ball by telling Mia anywhere she was that night you’d come meet up or make it happen. Give her the old maybe, I might make it over to where you are but I’m not sure lines. Can’t be readily available at her every call.
Delayed Delivery in Outlook is the best way to look “always on”. Write your email at 4:00pm and have it send to your client or boss at 8:00-9:00pm. Makes you look like you are really putting in the overtime.
I still use the Motorola Razor. The only certainty is that flip phones are made for closing.
Power move to get completely out of the friend zone.
“Make sure you get my good side” – Girl to black jeans prior to photo
Let that text sit for a while. Next weekend, around 2:00 AM hit Mia with the “you up?” text. Close the deal.
The only cardio you should get on your wedding day is sex
There is no secret about it. I tell all my single friends I envy there freedom and lifestyle at times. You always somewhat want what you can’t have.