A car may not define your station in life but it’s a reflection of taste and common sense. Roll up in a PT Cruiser and you’re already down in the count, if not already struck out, for buying such an ugly thing that’s also a literal pile of shit on 4 wheels.
The Grandex bildaburger group must have got to him for planting the seed of lake life on a sun tracker in our minds, with all their ad revenue living the dream on Lake Travis they’d be nothing.
“It’s Friday and it’s SXSW week in Austin! That means I will be learning all about increasing my online personal brand presence and learning all about digital ROI and buzzwords that will make me want to murder an ‘entrepreneur’… ”
-B McG’s last words.
You just had to ruin a tolerable article by throwing in a line about cool guy Joe fucking even cooler guy Jeff’s fiancé. Look, you’re still in the bitter barn after the breakup, and we get it, but not everyone out there is fucking your ex. Just most everyone, except for Joe, because he’s in Seattle.
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I much prefer flying over water. At least then the inclusion of flotation devices and such rather than a single parachute makes some sense.
Vodka soda with a tampon in it.
A car may not define your station in life but it’s a reflection of taste and common sense. Roll up in a PT Cruiser and you’re already down in the count, if not already struck out, for buying such an ugly thing that’s also a literal pile of shit on 4 wheels.
“Over 20,000 rounds of ammunition” – less than the average American doomsday prepper.
Scrubs fans may have never found out what Jake’s unspeakable fantasy was, but be damn sure we’re going to find out what happened to Brian.
The Grandex bildaburger group must have got to him for planting the seed of lake life on a sun tracker in our minds, with all their ad revenue living the dream on Lake Travis they’d be nothing.
I’d make fun of you but living in a glass house in this instance would make things really awkward for my neighbors.
“It’s Friday and it’s SXSW week in Austin! That means I will be learning all about increasing my online personal brand presence and learning all about digital ROI and buzzwords that will make me want to murder an ‘entrepreneur’… ”
-B McG’s last words.
A clue?
#1 hasn’t presented an issue yet…
Not at all angry, my beater truck would still win in a game of chicken.
You just had to ruin a tolerable article by throwing in a line about cool guy Joe fucking even cooler guy Jeff’s fiancé. Look, you’re still in the bitter barn after the breakup, and we get it, but not everyone out there is fucking your ex. Just most everyone, except for Joe, because he’s in Seattle.
Running out of adults to use in your army. #PGP
Rewrite the Bible, Torch, etc. to say on every page “blessed is he who takes a wife of different color.”
Some white guy somewhere will get fired over this abortion of an ad campaign.
How would you like your coffee?
As racially diverse as your board of executives please.
So a glass of plain milk then?
Did I stutter?
Alright Genie, who’s going to give this topic a shot next?
Yours Irregardless,
Jafar, Grand Vizier to the Sultan, Aspiring Sultan of Agrabah, wooer of Jasmine, and subjugator of street urchins.
Headquarters at Miramar? I’m in if Iceman and Mav still work there.
I just pound coffee all day, that way there’s no mystery, default to the restroom or face the consequences.
She has double Ds and is really smart.
If you can’t tell whether the meat went meow, woof, moo, or neigh it’s legit Chinese food.