First off, the country “music” you listen to is garbage. Made in Nashville for women and bros.
Muscadine Wine – Usually sweet and cheap, for women. Also see Boones farm wine, also garbage.
County Lines – On one side you can buy liquor and get drunk, on the other side you can’t.
Parties In Fields With Randos – Highschool thing. Also, abandoned quarry or sand pit in practice. Either on public land or someone’s land who gives zero fucks. Friend of a friend says there’s a bonfire in ______ where you’ve never been before, you just BYOB and go. Exactly how it sounds really.
Dixie Cups – Says Dixie on the cup…
The Water Tower – get drunk. climb. get more drunk.
Is drunk driving just not a thing? – Doesn’t exist on private property, in some areas you can bust down unmaintained/private roads for many miles.
So I wake up on Sunday and want some beer/champ/whatever for football or the lake and I can’t just goto the grocery store and get it, that’s pretty shitty in my book.
There’s only one major school in my state, gotta be a diehard fan of something. Went to a small school in a sunny place (that had no sports) because I knew UW would leave me dead in a snowbank from liquor consumption.
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And less well known… Max Stalling, Jason Boland, Paul Eason, Jason Eady, Adam Hood.
First off, the country “music” you listen to is garbage. Made in Nashville for women and bros.
Muscadine Wine – Usually sweet and cheap, for women. Also see Boones farm wine, also garbage.
County Lines – On one side you can buy liquor and get drunk, on the other side you can’t.
Parties In Fields With Randos – Highschool thing. Also, abandoned quarry or sand pit in practice. Either on public land or someone’s land who gives zero fucks. Friend of a friend says there’s a bonfire in ______ where you’ve never been before, you just BYOB and go. Exactly how it sounds really.
Dixie Cups – Says Dixie on the cup…
The Water Tower – get drunk. climb. get more drunk.
Is drunk driving just not a thing? – Doesn’t exist on private property, in some areas you can bust down unmaintained/private roads for many miles.
So I wake up on Sunday and want some beer/champ/whatever for football or the lake and I can’t just goto the grocery store and get it, that’s pretty shitty in my book.
There’s only one major school in my state, gotta be a diehard fan of something. Went to a small school in a sunny place (that had no sports) because I knew UW would leave me dead in a snowbank from liquor consumption.
No alcohol sales on Sundays, pass.
Todd is merely a shell of his former self.
Bud Light puts off that upper middle class redneck vibe for only a few cents more.
Sometimes I don’t want a $6 beer, I want 3 beers for $6.
Pornhub subscription?
I hear cum laudes are pretty nice, you should try one sometime.
Sounds like a catch.
Dealing with that hangover right now.
Maybe I’m alone, but I enjoy not being desperately poor most of the time.
Paying the Obama care penalty instead of getting insurance. #PGP
Not a good idea if you value life and limb.
They’re tri-purpose: hides your gut, hides your heater, and does so comfortably.
I’ve only seen women and undesirables wear vans.
In your backyard if you’re competent.
Questioning “High Functioning” if you need a safety knife.