In principle… but in reality.
Me: *Call* -> VM
Her: *Text* “I’m out ______, what’s up?”
Me: “Just wanted to ask you if you wanted to get Sushi on Thursday.”
Her: “Sure, can we do late, 8PM?”
Me: “Sounds good.” *Shrug*
Can’t get a ride anywhere because Uber is gone, can’t walk anywhere because all the idiots are back on the road without Uber, so I guess I’ll just lower my deductible and buy bigger bumpers.
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Coffee pot is 14 cups and I usually finish it. A few cups hot and then I pour the rest over ice.
I’m hitting 14 cups a day, not sure I want to know the ramifications.
Try tossing them near people at the waterfront while playing “Message in a Bottle” on a BoomBox.
In principle… but in reality.
Me: *Call* -> VM
Her: *Text* “I’m out ______, what’s up?”
Me: “Just wanted to ask you if you wanted to get Sushi on Thursday.”
Her: “Sure, can we do late, 8PM?”
Me: “Sounds good.” *Shrug*
Depends if there’s water in it.
She’s just doing what the Range Rover salesman told her.
“If I had back all the money I ever spent on cars, I’d pay my cell phone bill and child support.” – The majority of retired NBA and NFL players.
Guarantee you’ll wish you saved the money down the road.
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Don’t buy a new/expensive car.
Sounds like that Taco Bell has an unofficial secret menu for dine in only.
I don’t agree with you but anything sounds better than watching Temps again.
1. Greece, obviously. 2. I didn’t know Texas State students actually watched their sports teams, just tailgated and then floated the river.
What she really means: “It’s time for you to take your pants off.”
You can guinea pig “Get Me” and tell us about it, if you live.
Second guessing yourself. #PGP
Can’t get a ride anywhere because Uber is gone, can’t walk anywhere because all the idiots are back on the road without Uber, so I guess I’ll just lower my deductible and buy bigger bumpers.
Just parking.