San Pelly wins because it has a more dissolved solids, aka, minerals. If you’re going to pay for sparkling NATURAL MINERAL water, don’t get processed dogshit Perrier. Perrier filters out the minerals and just re-adds carbonation to some already shit-tier spring water for the uncultured poors.
Do you have a nickname and where does it come from?
Asshole. Being an asshole.
What is your relationship with your mom?
She asks me dumb questions after she drinks a glass of wine, I provide dumb responses in a timely fashion.
Why would you want to find your spouse on our TV show?
It’s not about finding a spouse, it’s about all the side chicks.
What is your ultimate fantasy date?
Team My Little Pony vs Team Pokemon death match in the Thunderdome, where we each take a wad of cash and bet on which character will prevail until there’s nothing left but a mess of glitter and limbs piled up like bodies in GoT.
Do you have any tattoos? If yes, what are they? And where are they located on your body?
Tribal tattoo on my bicep, and yes, it wraps all the way around.
What’s your greatest failure?
Losing an insta follow after she slid into my DMs and I disappointed her in bed.
What’s the link to your IMDB page?
I’m on the show to establish connections in the EBDB, who gives a shit about my IMDB?
“beaten by both the poor-reviewed Fifty Shades Darker and The Lego Batman Movie”
I had to go check the interwebs on Lego Batman due to the lack of clarity in the above. As I assumed, audiences agree it’s as dope as drunk me thought it was.
Peach is my hoe and the only beach worth discussing is Koopa Troopa beach. I appreciate the effort but you’re clearly not a true fan, because Mario Kart 64 is the only Kart.
I’m just a bit surprised you’re coming to the defense of Audi AG on their commitment to gender equality when their board and senior leadership has the demographics of a Hitler Youth Boy’s summer camp.
How soon we forget that their parent company VW AG had a go green ad campaign while cheating emissions regulations.
There you go, patting them on the back for raising their hand when they ask everyone, “who wasn’t a douche today? Me, Me, Me!!” So no, Audi was saying, we are equal pay but other companies aren’t (even though they are) so buy our cars… evidenced by their justification for the commercial.
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You’re like the US Men’s National Soccer Team Charlie, can’t score on any goalies.
Filtration and dissolution of CO2 into a liquid are both, by definition, processes. Ergo, processed.
San Pelly wins because it has a more dissolved solids, aka, minerals. If you’re going to pay for sparkling NATURAL MINERAL water, don’t get processed dogshit Perrier. Perrier filters out the minerals and just re-adds carbonation to some already shit-tier spring water for the uncultured poors.
Joe’s Sloppy Seconds.
An ancient one. You wouldn’t have heard of it.
Do you have a nickname and where does it come from?
Asshole. Being an asshole.
What is your relationship with your mom?
She asks me dumb questions after she drinks a glass of wine, I provide dumb responses in a timely fashion.
Why would you want to find your spouse on our TV show?
It’s not about finding a spouse, it’s about all the side chicks.
What is your ultimate fantasy date?
Team My Little Pony vs Team Pokemon death match in the Thunderdome, where we each take a wad of cash and bet on which character will prevail until there’s nothing left but a mess of glitter and limbs piled up like bodies in GoT.
Do you have any tattoos? If yes, what are they? And where are they located on your body?
Tribal tattoo on my bicep, and yes, it wraps all the way around.
What’s your greatest failure?
Losing an insta follow after she slid into my DMs and I disappointed her in bed.
What’s the link to your IMDB page?
I’m on the show to establish connections in the EBDB, who gives a shit about my IMDB?
Your friend is better than you, deal with it.
Always thought you were a sandals only type of guy. Something new everyday.
“beaten by both the poor-reviewed Fifty Shades Darker and The Lego Batman Movie”
I had to go check the interwebs on Lego Batman due to the lack of clarity in the above. As I assumed, audiences agree it’s as dope as drunk me thought it was.
Well, Mrs. Ruxin is dead…. Sooo…
*drunk driver.
Peach is my hoe and the only beach worth discussing is Koopa Troopa beach. I appreciate the effort but you’re clearly not a true fan, because Mario Kart 64 is the only Kart.
They’re freedom defries.
Nobody forced them to camp in the Dakota’s during the winter.
Just let em turn to popsicles.
Can you be underemployed with a liberal arts degree?
Mob boss Gary > retirement community Gary.
I’m just a bit surprised you’re coming to the defense of Audi AG on their commitment to gender equality when their board and senior leadership has the demographics of a Hitler Youth Boy’s summer camp.
How soon we forget that their parent company VW AG had a go green ad campaign while cheating emissions regulations.
German propaganda is not to be trusted.
There you go, patting them on the back for raising their hand when they ask everyone, “who wasn’t a douche today? Me, Me, Me!!” So no, Audi was saying, we are equal pay but other companies aren’t (even though they are) so buy our cars… evidenced by their justification for the commercial.
The Audi commercial was your favorite though, they were all over those fake equal pay “stats” that you love.