I’m from Portland, living in Louisiana. For one there are actually sidewalks in Oregon which I have not found down here. You can live in the city and drive 3 hours to the high desert shoot guns, ski, golf 300 days of sun of year it’s not bad.
My buddy’s fiancée called their marriage off so he sold the ring, bought a 2016 pickup truck and used said truck to go to her house and pick up his shit.
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I’m from Portland, living in Louisiana. For one there are actually sidewalks in Oregon which I have not found down here. You can live in the city and drive 3 hours to the high desert shoot guns, ski, golf 300 days of sun of year it’s not bad.
I definitely read this in a Schmidt voice
Voice mails are basically my biggest day to day fear.
“Party on Skates” kid from 2016 is my hero and he’s five years younger than me.
The “looking at his own Instagram, wondering what strangers think” hit a little too close to home.
“Brand new Cubs hat”
Taking an Uber to the hospital is why people hate our generation.
Are you a girl
Also, I doubt he would “excitedly hug” Claire. More of a “nervously shit his pants” with girl right there hawking him.
Did y’all fire Duda?
Can’t you just post last years fall column? So much more joyful.
I had a buddy that jacked off in a black bear diner bathroom stall. Walked out of the stall to see two women washing their hands.
My buddy’s fiancée called their marriage off so he sold the ring, bought a 2016 pickup truck and used said truck to go to her house and pick up his shit.
We call it “bump” in the Pacific Northwest because you can take your ball and hit the other persons loose ball with it and “bump” it out of the way.
The “party on skates” kid is a legend.