I assume she holds on to every word as something to be treasured, the way a mother clutches her child in the shadow of Pompeii; a promise of what is soon to come.
I worked from home the last 4 days. To say I did 4 hours of work is pushing it. I honestly might schedule a fake meeting from 3-4:30 and go get my grocery shopping done. 2 Nice works and I do it.
Just fast forward to 10 years from now to “TGDAG: meet up with old friends at Chilis” where John and Caroline try to act happy in front of the protagonist, even though both of them are actively on bumble, trying to find a way out of their relationship.They both know this because Trip and Victoria both found John and Caroline and shared in a facebook message. Todd plans to confront them about it, but the protagonist has an announcement, she’s pregnant with their second child. Todd is suspicious as she has withheld sex for over a month while he sleeps in the guest bedroom as she is mad he cursed in front of their 1 year old child once.
5 months later we get a flashback column and find out the child is John’s.
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He did nothing wrong, just shot a drug dealer named Drama who shorted him, even though he was out looking to shoot Gorilla. #FreeMyMans
Jury duty is lit. Not only is it amazing people watching, you can also get a great story out of it if you get selected for a trial. #FreeMondo
I assume she holds on to every word as something to be treasured, the way a mother clutches her child in the shadow of Pompeii; a promise of what is soon to come.
The power move is to buy the domain of [lastname].com and have your email be [first]@[last].com. Trust me.
I guess Marshalls was having a fire sale
Follow up. We could only find 1 brita filter so we cancelled our original plans and just played playstation 4
My weekend involves a midget, 2 brita water filters and an n64 super smash bros cartridge. Other than that, it’ll be a pretty relaxing weekend
Dusting a crowded bar is an underrated past time.
I worked from home the last 4 days. To say I did 4 hours of work is pushing it. I honestly might schedule a fake meeting from 3-4:30 and go get my grocery shopping done. 2 Nice works and I do it.
How much are the frasier execs paying you to plug their fantastic show #Spons
You’ve got some serious issues kid. Have you considered therapy?
Dudes doing business is all about the Chilis and always has been.
Get a kegerator and keep a shelf in there so you can continue to store cans and bottles.
If you’re too young to remember who I am, you have no business trying to troll on here. Go enjoy you freshman year kiddo.
Just fast forward to 10 years from now to “TGDAG: meet up with old friends at Chilis” where John and Caroline try to act happy in front of the protagonist, even though both of them are actively on bumble, trying to find a way out of their relationship.They both know this because Trip and Victoria both found John and Caroline and shared in a facebook message. Todd plans to confront them about it, but the protagonist has an announcement, she’s pregnant with their second child. Todd is suspicious as she has withheld sex for over a month while he sleeps in the guest bedroom as she is mad he cursed in front of their 1 year old child once.
5 months later we get a flashback column and find out the child is John’s.
So, did you let him film you while you had sex with his wife?
I’m thinking Madison took it.
That’s some job security some of us can only dream of.
Meanwhile Todd has called her 4 times because he left a crucial report at home and needs her to bring it to him before he gets fired.
G, you know its true and you know I love NASCAR too, but their fans tend to suck.