Having a girl be a wingperson is a curse and a blessing.If you’re out, both of y’all are far less likely to be approached because they assume that you’re already coupled up. Besides that one downside, women are the best wingpeople.
Sports games, online shopping and a midget dressed like the Easter bunny while wearing a police uniform. Should be interesting. (Dillon, hit me up if you’re in Dallas. I could be down for some KTIH)
Here’s the rule: 1 Person – Sit up front
2 People – Sit in the back
3+ People – Fight to the death for the front seat because more leg room and aux cord privileges
Ok I’ve got to get this off my chest. I drove drunk this weekend too. Thankfully I won because I’m amazing at rainbow road, and every other course on Mario Kart 64
Ignore all the people suggesting lawyers and legal routes. Screw that. My tip? Arson. It’s how I got rid of the local Applebees stealing all our business.
Wait, chicago but “God Bless that Texas cop.” Something isn’t adding up here. Did you suddenly get extravagantly wealthy, pregame at a bar in chicago for the game, then fly down to Texas to go out at night?
Go to costumes:
1) Beers basketball jersey. Its funny if you get the reference. Its also funny because its a baseball jersey that has the number 69 on it. Win-win.
2) Brad/Janet couples costume. Rocky horror picture show midnight showing is fun as AF. Dressing up is even more fun as AF
3) Vacation santa. Get a santa hat and white beard, wear a hawaiian shirt and no one will ask why you’ve packed on all those pounds since summer.
4) Drunk captain. Get an eye patch and a captains hat. Throw on a blue blazer. The eye patch will help you see straight when you’re drunk.
I need couples costume ideas because I can’t think of any.
Always check the receipts from chick-fil-a. That survey takes 2 minutes and its a free sandwich. Also I might argue that their breakfast is even better than their normal menu, but that’s like comparing Dom P vs Dom P rose, both are incredible and for those with exquisite taste.
Vegas Bombs are sadly the right choice of shot instead of whiskey before going out. Gives the group that jolt of energy with a gentle caress of the gonads instead of a straight kick, but still wakes everyone up from that “should I go out or ditch the group, go home and play final fantasy until 4 AM?” vibe that maybe I’m the only one feeling.
What’s your setup look like? I’m running off of a JVC turntable, Onkyo reciever, pyle preamp and some Klipsch speakers. The speakers I’d highly recommend
I know I’m the Chilis Guy, but I might go spy on Applebees and see what they’re doing this month. I wonder if they’ll let me in after that incident back in ’12 involving a midget and a bottle of windex…
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Imagine how I’d feel if someone brought their own queso to Chilis.
Still a trash move, no matter how much you try to justify it.
Having a girl be a wingperson is a curse and a blessing.If you’re out, both of y’all are far less likely to be approached because they assume that you’re already coupled up. Besides that one downside, women are the best wingpeople.
Sports games, online shopping and a midget dressed like the Easter bunny while wearing a police uniform. Should be interesting. (Dillon, hit me up if you’re in Dallas. I could be down for some KTIH)
How long has the protagonist been funemployed?
Wally has a bright future of getting arrested for murdering his annoying neighbors.
Here’s the rule: 1 Person – Sit up front
2 People – Sit in the back
3+ People – Fight to the death for the front seat because more leg room and aux cord privileges
Ok I’ve got to get this off my chest. I drove drunk this weekend too. Thankfully I won because I’m amazing at rainbow road, and every other course on Mario Kart 64
Its Emo Nite Eve, which means one thing… we’re listening to nothing but MCR for the next two days.
I think that’s tax deductible. Also the goal there was to make you too uncomfortable to report it.
From the 6?
Ignore all the people suggesting lawyers and legal routes. Screw that. My tip? Arson. It’s how I got rid of the local Applebees stealing all our business.
Wait, chicago but “God Bless that Texas cop.” Something isn’t adding up here. Did you suddenly get extravagantly wealthy, pregame at a bar in chicago for the game, then fly down to Texas to go out at night?
I deleted my ex’s profile on my netflix account. A year and a half after not hearing from her, I get texts within minutes.
Go to costumes:
1) Beers basketball jersey. Its funny if you get the reference. Its also funny because its a baseball jersey that has the number 69 on it. Win-win.
2) Brad/Janet couples costume. Rocky horror picture show midnight showing is fun as AF. Dressing up is even more fun as AF
3) Vacation santa. Get a santa hat and white beard, wear a hawaiian shirt and no one will ask why you’ve packed on all those pounds since summer.
4) Drunk captain. Get an eye patch and a captains hat. Throw on a blue blazer. The eye patch will help you see straight when you’re drunk.
I need couples costume ideas because I can’t think of any.
Alcohol.
Always check the receipts from chick-fil-a. That survey takes 2 minutes and its a free sandwich. Also I might argue that their breakfast is even better than their normal menu, but that’s like comparing Dom P vs Dom P rose, both are incredible and for those with exquisite taste.
Vegas Bombs are sadly the right choice of shot instead of whiskey before going out. Gives the group that jolt of energy with a gentle caress of the gonads instead of a straight kick, but still wakes everyone up from that “should I go out or ditch the group, go home and play final fantasy until 4 AM?” vibe that maybe I’m the only one feeling.
What’s your setup look like? I’m running off of a JVC turntable, Onkyo reciever, pyle preamp and some Klipsch speakers. The speakers I’d highly recommend
I know I’m the Chilis Guy, but I might go spy on Applebees and see what they’re doing this month. I wonder if they’ll let me in after that incident back in ’12 involving a midget and a bottle of windex…