We allow all support animals at Chilis. Warning, if its a tasty animal, you will not leave with it. Sorry, I know your support cow was a great pet, but it made better fajitas.
Nutella? Trash. Plug in Fresheners? Trash. Wearing jerseys? Trash, minus a bugs bunny one in college. Condoms? Trash. Toilet Paper? Trash. (wet wipes will change your life)
As stated above, someone had to be a seed to the myth. Also, we wont find any physical proof of her existence, just like we don’t have much physical evidence that Jesus existed, only writings.
That bitch caused the trojan war by promising the already married Helen of Troy to another man. I don’t know how she had time to be a bitch when she was busy cucking Hephaestus constantly.
Helen of Troy wasn’t a myth, although myth grew around her. Troy was found to have existed at one point, destroyed by some catastrophic event (war), and someone had to be a seed to the legend of Helen.
Regarding Zeus, I’ll pass. He was only ruler of the gods because he drew lots with his brothers after overthrowing his own father. Screwing over every member of your family isn’t cool, even if its just fictional.He also cheated on his wife a lot and had a short temper, making the God of the old testament look friendly by comparison.
Now if I had to pick a member of greek mythology to party with, it would be Prometheus, as a thanks for creating humans, even though he was punished by that asshole Zeus for it. Yeah, Zeus hates you. He doesn’t want you to exist. Dionysus comes in at a solid second, but that’s because I’ve been on a wine binge lately and he could make some great vintages.
King Richard III – supposedly drank a bottle of wine a day
Caligula – Month long parties sound lit fam
Nero – The dude lived for extravagance (and brutal murder), probably would have a 50 car garage but never get his drivers license
Helen of Troy – such a babe that an entire nation went to war to get her back
Jesus – to forgive the sins I’ll commit with the previous 4, plus I bet he can make wine that cures hangovers.
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Yeah if you don’t think playing skeeball at a bar is fun, I can’t help you.
I know you wanted us to read this like you were Obama, but halfway through (ie: post pics) you genuinely sounded like Trump.
Making a souffle is less work than this
We allow all support animals at Chilis. Warning, if its a tasty animal, you will not leave with it. Sorry, I know your support cow was a great pet, but it made better fajitas.
Severe lack of Chilis related content these days. Not gonna lie, disappointed.
Nutella? Trash. Plug in Fresheners? Trash. Wearing jerseys? Trash, minus a bugs bunny one in college. Condoms? Trash. Toilet Paper? Trash. (wet wipes will change your life)
Staying in after a week of being sick. Might fuck around and finish a book or two, maybe go see a midget at a strip club. Who knows.
Sushi is always lit fam. $5.50 rolls during happy hour is even more lit fam.
Hunting down a job, I need to move to cali and be a movie star. Also its saturday sushi with the boys
As stated above, someone had to be a seed to the myth. Also, we wont find any physical proof of her existence, just like we don’t have much physical evidence that Jesus existed, only writings.
That bitch caused the trojan war by promising the already married Helen of Troy to another man. I don’t know how she had time to be a bitch when she was busy cucking Hephaestus constantly.
Helen of Troy wasn’t a myth, although myth grew around her. Troy was found to have existed at one point, destroyed by some catastrophic event (war), and someone had to be a seed to the legend of Helen.
Regarding Zeus, I’ll pass. He was only ruler of the gods because he drew lots with his brothers after overthrowing his own father. Screwing over every member of your family isn’t cool, even if its just fictional.He also cheated on his wife a lot and had a short temper, making the God of the old testament look friendly by comparison.
Now if I had to pick a member of greek mythology to party with, it would be Prometheus, as a thanks for creating humans, even though he was punished by that asshole Zeus for it. Yeah, Zeus hates you. He doesn’t want you to exist. Dionysus comes in at a solid second, but that’s because I’ve been on a wine binge lately and he could make some great vintages.
King Richard III – supposedly drank a bottle of wine a day
Caligula – Month long parties sound lit fam
Nero – The dude lived for extravagance (and brutal murder), probably would have a 50 car garage but never get his drivers license
Helen of Troy – such a babe that an entire nation went to war to get her back
Jesus – to forgive the sins I’ll commit with the previous 4, plus I bet he can make wine that cures hangovers.
Taking a lap, the font changes the zeroes.
It’s spelled n00b m8
Didn’t people say the same thing about the office (the patriotic and definitely the better version) when it was first made?
No you’re thinking of New Kids on the Block, they had a bunch of hits.
Weak move. Do what I recommended, short two sentence posts.
Same barber since birth, $25 but I’ve got to book at least 4 days in advance, a week if a holiday is coming up.
Glass bottles or get out