I’m probably gonna get a lot of shit for this, but I prefer Indycar racing over Nascar. That said, I thought Truex Jr. won that race on my first viewing, it took the line camera to change my mind
I’ll schedule a meeting from 3:30 to 4:30 that just reads “meet with engineering” or “Systems check” or “PiPo conference call” which is just stands for play ping pong for an hour.
Just made a calendar event in outlook. If I’m still single and working and saving money by December 1st, 2019, I’m quitting and leaving for the high seas
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I’m just gonna make a fake meeting on outlook for 4 to 4:30 and shoot out an email when I get home.
Yeah, take yer humor and get out of here. We don’t take kindly to people who make leg day jokes.
Took this weekend off too. I think I need to work in a weekend every month or 2 where I don’t do anything involving booze.
I’m probably gonna get a lot of shit for this, but I prefer Indycar racing over Nascar. That said, I thought Truex Jr. won that race on my first viewing, it took the line camera to change my mind
This guy sounds like he’s never stepped foot in a J Crew factory store
It’s all about pornhub and chill these days
Dallas should easily be in the top 10, if not the top 5. Also fuck Houston. It is one of the worst places in Texas. Waco is better than Houston.
It was Al Roker
If there’s a world where carbombs aren’t taken on a regular basis during the Guinness season, I don’t want to live there
I’m guessing you read TumblrInAction
I found that Mate by Tucker Max and his mating grounds podcast was far more useful
Always have one guy you can forward the meeting to that wont mind the break from either monotonous meetings or just wants to leave early too.
I’ll schedule a meeting from 3:30 to 4:30 that just reads “meet with engineering” or “Systems check” or “PiPo conference call” which is just stands for play ping pong for an hour.
Try out coffee meets bagel. Only 1 or two swipes a day. It removes the pressure of 300 messages a day reading some variation of “lets fuckkkkkk”
Seeing IT manager above lawyer made me smile. Also considering asking for a raise now.
Lakewood Brewing Sin Mint Temptress, its a stout that tastes like thin mints. It’s the fucking shit in small doses
Go basic, call them your squad
You skip out the day of on plans that have been in the making for 2+ months and you’re going to win the Oscar for Piece of Shit Friend of the Year
Just made a calendar event in outlook. If I’m still single and working and saving money by December 1st, 2019, I’m quitting and leaving for the high seas
Still bitter about the lack of any news on arrested development