I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

Fell asleep on a conference call.

When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.

The only birthday card I got this year was from my used car dealer. PGP.

Our CEO just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

I was hungover before I even got home from the bar. PGP.

Finding it difficult to stay awake through Happy Hour. PGP.

Friend-zoning myself in record time. PGP.

On on a first-name basis with my pharmacist. PGP.

You just keep trying to convince yourself that Tinder isn’t online dating. PGP.