Nope, that’s a road a person has to wander alone. No one really knows for sure unless they experience it themselves, that’s why all this sage dad wisdom doesn’t reveal itself until years later.
Yeah, no qualms with green bubble bois outside the video compression issue, and the fact that “liking” a message comes through as a separate text in a group chat with a green bubble present
Only purpose Siri serves is to ask for directions to an address you have saved to contacts, and settle drunk bar arguements. Everything else is much easier to do manually.
The best part about friends on Keto is when they succumb to Friday night drunchies and House a pizza and end up bloating up to obilivion for the pool Saturday despite all their hard work for the very specific scenario.
I love bacon, avocados, pizza, and dogs, but anyone who perpetuates tired ass internet memes / humor on these subjects is a moron. “This doggo is the goodest boy” is the new “Pizza is bae”
Yellow Rose IPA out of Lone Pint (a Magnolia based brewery) might change your mind. It’s bright and on the lighter side of hops. About 7 abv and goes down easy.
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Nope, that’s a road a person has to wander alone. No one really knows for sure unless they experience it themselves, that’s why all this sage dad wisdom doesn’t reveal itself until years later.
It’s the hard and fast way to temporary happiness. And the hangover will cripple you to nothing.
“Mr. Sperry….I don’t feel so good…”
Yeah, no qualms with green bubble bois outside the video compression issue, and the fact that “liking” a message comes through as a separate text in a group chat with a green bubble present
Only purpose Siri serves is to ask for directions to an address you have saved to contacts, and settle drunk bar arguements. Everything else is much easier to do manually.
The only walk of shame I make anymore is to the prepackaged deli section. -PGP
I feel like leather couches and Texas heat are gonna make the underwear portion make this a fall / winter exclusive down south.
Having to stop to wait for another side of ranch to get refilled
The best part about friends on Keto is when they succumb to Friday night drunchies and House a pizza and end up bloating up to obilivion for the pool Saturday despite all their hard work for the very specific scenario.
Dads about to make the cold brew to red wine pivot. Get your rally hats on…
I hope Lebron ruins it for you.
Signed,
A Salty Rockets Fan
Ask Dorno how he feels about the burbs now that he actually moved into the cut.
Saboteur – the guy who brings plastic handles of tequila, triple sec, and sprite, and encourages the group to make “mouth margaritas”
I love bacon, avocados, pizza, and dogs, but anyone who perpetuates tired ass internet memes / humor on these subjects is a moron. “This doggo is the goodest boy” is the new “Pizza is bae”
Such a lazy joke. Try again tomorrow
You talk about bacon wrapped steaks and micky ultras like it’s a punishment
Yellow Rose IPA out of Lone Pint (a Magnolia based brewery) might change your mind. It’s bright and on the lighter side of hops. About 7 abv and goes down easy.
@BillNye
True, you could say that was her throwing up the alley oop for him
One of my favorite tweets was that Post Malone looks like how eating microwaved pizza rolls makes you feel.