Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Mustered up the courage to ask for a half day today. No one else even showed up.

The intern just got caught looking at ESPN, and now all sports websites are blocked. PGP

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP