But local breweries put out better beer…Why should I buy something shitty just because it used to be ‘Americana?’ Living in the past, my nostalgic friend.
It sucks man but you just have to accept it like the Stros. We’ll rebuild and be great again. I blame a&m; nothing good comes out of that school: koobs and randy b. included.
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Seems like you need a pint of blue bell ice cream, a bottle of pino, and a “Love Actually” dvd. Stay strong.
I’d bang that blonde chick. #TradingUp
But local breweries put out better beer…Why should I buy something shitty just because it used to be ‘Americana?’ Living in the past, my nostalgic friend.
OH! HE OWNED YOU!
It sucks man but you just have to accept it like the Stros. We’ll rebuild and be great again. I blame a&m; nothing good comes out of that school: koobs and randy b. included.
This^
Fuckin stupid. You left Texas for Canada. I hope they pay you triple, gretzky.
Quantity over quality because practice makes perfect.
Don’t go through with it!
20. If all else fails…get cats.
There, you’re set!
That or those damned Mitsubishi Outlanders. Good God.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat.
Shameless dick grab and ball scratch mid speech. TFM.
Makes me so happy to read this. Don’t go. Just don’t do it.
My Chemical Romance took the cake.
…Hakeem, The Dream, Olajuwon… Rockets baby.
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I’m a law school dropout turned grad student and I found this not only spot on but hilarious. Good work.
So very… jewy… Like an accountant arguing time sheets with an attorney.
Stay North of the river or for that matter UT’s campus and you’ll be fine. Once you exit Mopac at 5th & Cesar it’s a whole other city.