President Obama Takes Most Infamous #Selfie Of All-Time


Earlier today, tens of thousands gathered at a memorial service in South Africa to say goodbye to Nelson Mandela. Presidents, prime ministers, royals, celebrities and regular South African citizens all came together in honor of the recently deceased world icon and pioneer for peace. What better time to snap a righteous selfie with Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt and British Prime Minister David Cameron?

You have to respect Barry’s selfie game. He’s not even smiling. That’s not a smile. That’s his swag face. Your #swagface is the one you bust out when you’re feeling so fuckin’ fresh that the common smile just isn’t enough, so you have to let some swag out. See how he’s sort of biting his lower lip, as if to say, “What, bitch?” It’s the male counterpart to the female “duck face,” otherwise known as kissy face.” It takes some serious balls to pull off #swagface in a selfie at a funeral, and from the looks of it, Mrs. Obama does not approve.


Michelle is over there thinking, “Are you motherfuckers serious right now? This is a funeral, and you trifling clowns are taking a goddamn selfie? Hashtag shameful.” Don’t be such a fun-sucker, FLOTUS. Let the POTUS stunt.

10 Other Things You Should Avoid Doing At A Funeral

10. Laughing loudly

9. High fiving

8. Fist bumping

7. Chest bumping

6. Engaging in celebratory daps of any kind

5. Napping and snoring aggressively

4. Snacking on extremely crunchy chips

3. Shooting spitballs at the family of the deceased

2. Masturbating

1. Doing #swagface in a selfie with the casket

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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