A wise and rich man once told me, “You should live at least a year in New York City and Los Angeles because then you will truly appreciate living in Texas.” If I had to take the lesser of two evils, L.A. hands down.
“To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students I say, you, too, can be President of the United States.” -Dubya
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Crabtree, baby. Suck it, Colt.
Maybe don’t work downtown? #MopacLife
Houston setting the standard…
Ain’t even the best part, she’s got an ass too. http://instagram.com/p/mdkLKXKdKI/
3 words: Minor League Baseball.
g’damn…
Lock stock and two smoking barrells.
Nah, this is Austin.
A wise and rich man once told me, “You should live at least a year in New York City and Los Angeles because then you will truly appreciate living in Texas.” If I had to take the lesser of two evils, L.A. hands down.
Went too far into the ghetto and found one. Stopped being scared when I realized I make about as much as they do.
Which Mom was yours?
I get it. Just… now what?
The PokeRap video was cool…
Dollar Lone Stars ;_;
“To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students I say, you, too, can be President of the United States.” -Dubya
Honey Boo-Boo?
I feel you, bro.
Damn… that’s real.
So frat.