Honestly missing writing political science papers because at least then you were thinking. PGP.

Deliberately taking lunch as late as possible so the afternoon goes quicker. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

Being overqualified for the job you have, yet unqualified for every job you want. PGP.

Get to work, clock in, start thinking about lunch. PGP.

Not seeing the light at the end of your student loan tunnel. PGP.