Debating if my ability to lie to clients is a credit to my resourcefulness or a sign of my lack of morality

Woodford Reserve taste. Evan Williams budget. PGP

“Reaching out” to people instead of just emailing or calling them. PGP

Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.

Obnoxious business word of the day: Leverage. PGP

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

Frank the Tank having a, “pretty nice little Saturday,” lined up. PGP

Having your coworker joggle your mouse when you’ve been gone a long time. PGP.

I still have no idea on how to use “ad-hoc” when talking to clients. PGP.