The one that got away breakup hurts but the breakup is its your fault hurts more because you play it over and over in your head and you get more and more pissed off at your stupid, stupid self
If I have to read another story about going back to your alma mater and getting shit faced, I’m going to come right through my monitor and strangle that poor soul.
Once you graduate, you become that creepy guy and nobody wants to be labeled that and it’s not a good look.
Drop a stack of papers on the secretary’s desk, demand them to be stapled, color flagged, and tell her you want them by noon. If you get them before noon, accept them and if you get them at 12:01 throw them in the trash in front of her and demand she do it again, double time then smack her on the ass.
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In my book that’s the perfect activity to do alone
Getting to chores that I have put off, watching football, and playing flag football
sorry for those who I offended, the last girl I dated was from Maine. she broke up with me and ran back to her ex-boyfriend
Anybody praying for a runaway fugitive ax murderer just traipsing through the woods and just accidentally run into the Girl and her friends
Just think of the Instagram photos
Fuck Maine and all those who inhabit it
God, I want cinnamon twists and coffee right now!
The one that got away breakup hurts but the breakup is its your fault hurts more because you play it over and over in your head and you get more and more pissed off at your stupid, stupid self
I took the train from DC to Charlottesville for my brother’s wedding. It was awesome and I cannot wait till the next time I take the train.
I hate when I’m talking to someone and they are trying to sell me something. Dude, no and its not happening.
unless you work in management, working in retail SUCKS!
Haircut and Grocery shopping tonight, tomorrow watching football, Sunday flag football. Many beers will be drank
I should of listen less to my asshole friends and threw the ball downfield more.
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FUCK! That was the series I was going to binge watch. Next thing you are going to tell me Santa and the Tooth Fairy aren’t real!
I would attend this wedding.
Did anybody else wanted to chuck their phones after reading this?
Don’t wear a suit/ dress like Trump supporter, you’ll get unwanted attention that you don’t need and you’ll become the asshole of the party
If I have to read another story about going back to your alma mater and getting shit faced, I’m going to come right through my monitor and strangle that poor soul.
Once you graduate, you become that creepy guy and nobody wants to be labeled that and it’s not a good look.
going home for the weekend, golf tourney, and watching football with friends and family
Drop a stack of papers on the secretary’s desk, demand them to be stapled, color flagged, and tell her you want them by noon. If you get them before noon, accept them and if you get them at 12:01 throw them in the trash in front of her and demand she do it again, double time then smack her on the ass.