“Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don’t mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.”
He said she wasn’t the type for commitment. Why did he marry her then? If you aren’t the type for commitment…don’t…get…married. And don’t marry someone who isn’t.
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“Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don’t mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.”
“Yes, of course! The holy hand grenade of Antioch! This is one of the sacred relics brother Maynard carries with him!”
This is what I do in conference calls when people ask for my input. “You want it?!?! TAKE IT!”
I gotta get one of those vests
The bastards made an extended version like it was Lord of the Rings or something: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JoELI1h7nM
pics or GTFO
Way to go Jake.
Sounds boring.
I’m sure he is just trying to be productive with his time.
Meal plan was the tits.
This one also allows fox news to criticize the lack of the phrase “islamic extremism” as well.
God help us all.
I act like this sober most of the time.
He said she wasn’t the type for commitment. Why did he marry her then? If you aren’t the type for commitment…don’t…get…married. And don’t marry someone who isn’t.
I read the first sentence; that’s all needed to determine that this article was crap.
Meh
That really is impressive.
I have Martellus Bennett tonight as well…
He is a cool dude. But I could care less if my president is cool.
Thank God I don’t have to be insecure when I wear my gym shorts now.