My former manager told me he would treat me to drinks if I said the words “Wet P*ssy” (sorry I hate that word, can’t stand to type it). He was in his 50s and I was about 26 at the time. I eventually put a mirror in my cube because he would sneak up right behind me when I was in my chair and his junk would literally be an inch from my face when I would turn around.
You had me there until i saw the price, I’ll have to stick with my coffee maker set 10 minutes before my alarm goes off so I can smell the coffee as soon as I wake up.
I went to a small private school in Atlanta and we did ours at Sweetwater brewery. It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be, but I definitely had social anxiety until I got through that first beer.
Dang, my apartment would do my laundry if I dropped it off with detergent. Never did it though, would rather not have people I hand my rent check to deal with my gym clothes and unmentionables. I just got married and moved into my husbands house, I don’t miss rent!
True but when you tell hotels and restaurants you are on your honeymoon or just got engaged they send you free champagne and upgrade you. I threw it out casually to every place we went on our honeymoon and we got a lot of free things. The lady at the perfume counter at Bloomingdales gave me a free perfume travel size bottle ($35 value) when I told her I was getting married the following Saturday. You would be amazed the things you get free!!
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Crap, now I need a car with Bluetooth so I can charge my phone and listen to music
Georgia owes me for some anxiety related therapy for the past couple of years. SEC championship game 2012, never forget.
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My former manager told me he would treat me to drinks if I said the words “Wet P*ssy” (sorry I hate that word, can’t stand to type it). He was in his 50s and I was about 26 at the time. I eventually put a mirror in my cube because he would sneak up right behind me when I was in my chair and his junk would literally be an inch from my face when I would turn around.
You had me there until i saw the price, I’ll have to stick with my coffee maker set 10 minutes before my alarm goes off so I can smell the coffee as soon as I wake up.
I went to a small private school in Atlanta and we did ours at Sweetwater brewery. It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be, but I definitely had social anxiety until I got through that first beer.
If he tells his wife about the dinner, it was just dinner. If he doesn’t tell her or asks you not to bring it up, it was a date.
I used to feel the same way about weddings, until I had to plan mine. I went all out and I have zero regrets.
This is why I like dogs more than people.
It’s still shandy season
I bet he has a piece of agrocrag in his bedroom
The salad bar???
Dang, my apartment would do my laundry if I dropped it off with detergent. Never did it though, would rather not have people I hand my rent check to deal with my gym clothes and unmentionables. I just got married and moved into my husbands house, I don’t miss rent!
Ames…more like a troll doll with that forehead and hair situation, nowhere near a Ken doll.
Did anyone catch the scene when the credits were rolling at the end. The guys trying to quote Robert Frost, good stuff.
If there is an open bar, I don’t even care for a favor. If it’s a dry wedding, I swear the favor better be solid and not include burlap!
True but when you tell hotels and restaurants you are on your honeymoon or just got engaged they send you free champagne and upgrade you. I threw it out casually to every place we went on our honeymoon and we got a lot of free things. The lady at the perfume counter at Bloomingdales gave me a free perfume travel size bottle ($35 value) when I told her I was getting married the following Saturday. You would be amazed the things you get free!!
Looked it up – basically it says he is jealous, aggressive, and mean. She used the word “emotional abuser”. I chose to not believe it.
#22 … Wow … So your little sister bosses around an Olympian, she sounds like a baller
Josh Murray, what a hitter