Literally told a kid to get off my lawn today. PGP.

I wish I was half as happy as I sound in my emails. PGP.

Emails marked “High Importance”

I called in sick for being too sunburned. PGP

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.