I’ll totally spread out these episodes, it’s not like I’m going to watch them all in 24-48 hours and not leave my house and order delivery 2 or 3 times
First date, complimented her nonstop, constantly danced, joked around, and talked for like 14 hours. Married her at the end of that day. God I love playing The Sims.
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As someone who has lived in NYC and now in Jersey I refuse to listen to anyone else complain about the cost of rent.
I’ll totally spread out these episodes, it’s not like I’m going to watch them all in 24-48 hours and not leave my house and order delivery 2 or 3 times
I hate IKEA because I’m the one who pays and puts it together. She just points and picks
” I’ll just fix it next weekend “
Mine got lost in the mail
Things Girls Do After Graduation: Experiment
I like this guys commitment
“Yeah, it’s called your tax return”-my boss
What’s wave?
Don’t worry, man. That’s why there is a gender wage gap
Don’t worry, it will soon be replaced with just pictures of their kids.. And never go back to themselves
First date, complimented her nonstop, constantly danced, joked around, and talked for like 14 hours. Married her at the end of that day. God I love playing The Sims.
I cringe when she calls herself “mama”
Side effect of his vasectomy: mixed skin children
I’m a monster for the things I’d do for a months worth of rent, gas and groceries.
We’ve seen quite the change from Ole Rom Com Matthew to now
I have a state pension, I’ll probably just owe money when I retire
*butt
Get out PC’ed, Centrum
If anyone’s interested in another good (bad) false confession story, Google The Norfolk Four.