I’m hungover again. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

Girlfriend, 401(k), gym membership. Pick one. PGP.

I’m legitimately worried I won’t be able to afford a new gameday polo for this season. PGP.

I think I’ve had a bottle of wine tonight, but it’s in a box so I can’t tell. PGP.