Similar thing happened at work to me. Every year we have our “holiday” (can’t say Christmas) party. This year for some reason they wanted ideas for games to play (because apparently that’s what adults actually want to do instead of enjoy an open bar). According to my boss my idea for a game was “Insensitive” and “not workplace appropriate”. Honestly if people really get mad at the word “elf” in a game they shouldn’t be in the adult world they should be in a “safe zone”.
Luckily I’m at the point where I can work remotely 2 days a week. Putting netflix on in the background really breaks up the monotony of running numbers all day…plus chillin in my pjs is always a bonus.
Crash, I’m not sure if you hear this often but from everything you write it sounds like you’re doing fatherhood right. Your articles give me hope that I can one day turn from my debaucherous ways and be a responsible member of society. Keep up the good work man.
Alright I get the whole I’m getting old thing but this sentence is ridiculous “These days, if I buy a six-pack, five are most likely to go to waste.” That’s both the epitome of depressing and terrible spending habits. Get your shit together man and either enjoy a full six pack or stop wasting your money on something you clearly don’t enjoy.
What started out as funny comments eventually lead to some great articles, but alas things took a turn for the worst for our hero Shibby. In an effort to further his career at Grandex, our hero sold his soul in the form of product advertisement. Let us observe a moment of silence for our fallen friend. Gone but never forgotten.
Jared, while I respect the relatability of your article to the average cubicle warrior’s struggle, I have to call bullshit on this story on the sole fact that according to the Grandex website there is no Kim in accounting. Other than that best of luck with the motion censor, hope your battery doesn’t give out.
The fact that you’re insulting my outrages that are based on what’s trending is absolutely outrageous to me. How dare you. I’m even more outraged that you posted this without checking your privilege first.
I really could’ve used this on Monday, but I gotta say you’ve definitely given me the motivation to only read one more PGP article before I actually start doing some work.
Johnny I mean this in the best possible way and I’m giving you this advice so you can improve as a writer. The fact that you wrote an entire article complaining about a two hour Thursday with your “friends”, leads me to believe you’re Kendra in a fake account.
*Backstory* Kendra and Jaytas finally got together and have been so preoccupied trying to get the pizza guy to bang Kendra that neither has had the time to churn out a crappy article. The whole Asian reference is clearly an attempt to throw everyone off their trail.
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Similar thing happened at work to me. Every year we have our “holiday” (can’t say Christmas) party. This year for some reason they wanted ideas for games to play (because apparently that’s what adults actually want to do instead of enjoy an open bar). According to my boss my idea for a game was “Insensitive” and “not workplace appropriate”. Honestly if people really get mad at the word “elf” in a game they shouldn’t be in the adult world they should be in a “safe zone”.
Luckily I’m at the point where I can work remotely 2 days a week. Putting netflix on in the background really breaks up the monotony of running numbers all day…plus chillin in my pjs is always a bonus.
Wall Street, where time is money and you don’t have the time to spend your money.
Crash, I’m not sure if you hear this often but from everything you write it sounds like you’re doing fatherhood right. Your articles give me hope that I can one day turn from my debaucherous ways and be a responsible member of society. Keep up the good work man.
Alright I get the whole I’m getting old thing but this sentence is ridiculous “These days, if I buy a six-pack, five are most likely to go to waste.” That’s both the epitome of depressing and terrible spending habits. Get your shit together man and either enjoy a full six pack or stop wasting your money on something you clearly don’t enjoy.
What started out as funny comments eventually lead to some great articles, but alas things took a turn for the worst for our hero Shibby. In an effort to further his career at Grandex, our hero sold his soul in the form of product advertisement. Let us observe a moment of silence for our fallen friend. Gone but never forgotten.
Will has 4 letters…Todd has 4 letters…We all know.
Jared, while I respect the relatability of your article to the average cubicle warrior’s struggle, I have to call bullshit on this story on the sole fact that according to the Grandex website there is no Kim in accounting. Other than that best of luck with the motion censor, hope your battery doesn’t give out.
The fact that you’re insulting my outrages that are based on what’s trending is absolutely outrageous to me. How dare you. I’m even more outraged that you posted this without checking your privilege first.
I really could’ve used this on Monday, but I gotta say you’ve definitely given me the motivation to only read one more PGP article before I actually start doing some work.
You know who had a great weekend? This one ex-writer from PGP named Brian, his team finally won the world series. #neverforgetbrian
Johnny I mean this in the best possible way and I’m giving you this advice so you can improve as a writer. The fact that you wrote an entire article complaining about a two hour Thursday with your “friends”, leads me to believe you’re Kendra in a fake account.
Todd should’ve bought a giant $1 bill costume, and told her he’s single.
*Backstory* Kendra and Jaytas finally got together and have been so preoccupied trying to get the pizza guy to bang Kendra that neither has had the time to churn out a crappy article. The whole Asian reference is clearly an attempt to throw everyone off their trail.
We use this as a tactic to keep you interested…apparently it works.
Next step is you sitting on a black couch being offered 3 to 5 thousand a day to “model” for them.
Is that where you guys sent Brian off to?
Please make this a series