Changing my PGP profile picture is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

I have perfected the art of “looking busy.” PGP.

Winning the company wine draw being the most productive thing you do all year. PGP.

In yesterday’s mail I received: a mortgage statement, a bill from my dermatologist, and a wedding invitation. So, all bills. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

Only thing worse than my golf swing is my entire body the next day. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.

Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.