Got one of those, “I either made lots of friends or ruined friendships night” type of hangovers. PGP.

Intentionally avoiding the cute teller at the bank, because you don’t want her to see your account balance. PGP.

My tinder matches are really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel. PGP.

Actually having to check the expiration date on condoms before using them. PGP.