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Just moved to Boston. From your username it sounds like we could be friends. But really though, I have no friends.
Dillon’s comment yesterday inspired me to go scrambled eggs and pancakes tonight. I like to live on the wild side.
Both smiling and cringing just imagining the group text that’s going to ensue behind Girl’s back about her shit speech
Username checks out.
Congrats on the girlfriend
Knope
Pervert Park and chill?
If rocking an embroidered golf polo while snagging numbers in Cabo is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
“she like doesn’t do anything besides spend money and ask me where I am”… this girl sounds like a nightmare
This just cements the notion that you are Todd
Really not a fan of your writing but uh….Sup?
*38 Reasons Why I Don’t Have A Girlfriend
Just like that time you said you weren’t gonna text your ex, right?
This might be the most important/interesting thing you’ve ever written.
If Todd knows what’s good for him-
via GIPHY