This isn’t a new account sweetheart, but if you tone up your reading comprehension just a bit you would understand that my comment about having better things to do refers to “researching” before making a comment – not just commenting in general, which can be fun on here now and again.
Yeah, people are gonna do research to make a comment on a comedy website… Talk about real PGP – some of us have better things to do.
Regardless, the fact of the matter is I’ve seen him comment dozens of times, and while sometimes amusing, always far off the left field works sparingly, not habitually.
Graduating Penn State and moving to Costa Rica in a couple of weeks… While I can’t say I’ll miss those freezing nights with nothing but a button down to separate my freezing body from the arctic chills – I’d be lying if being outside during the summer doesn’t feel way sweeter after the exterior has been destitute for months
Brought a girl home back last week, we’re in bed the morning after when she says to me, “You make me so happy”. I did not know how the fuck to abort quicker – Considering building some sort of eject mechanism into my room.
There’s a common misconception that the things you do drunk are the things you want to do sober. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I don’t who made this a thing, but the things I do when I’m blacked out, are 90% of the time things I wouldn’t do sober. And I really hope my friends wouldn’t do the things I’ve seen them do blacked out while sober.
I think you might break his heart once you do the math and inform him of the fact that he would make considerably more money as an Uber driver or even as a *insert random job here*.
I can get behind wearing joggers to the bar – but wearing red joggers with a greek week t-shirt to the office just sounds like you never want to be promoted.
I thought my friends and I were wild, but it seems like we’re gonna have to take it up a notch. Hey, at least you didn’t invite your mentee to brunch lmao
Having lived in several countries and different capitals, one of which was Milan, I can tell you with all the confidence in the world that NY and NJ pizza are pretty average at best. The fact that every other state in the US has shitty pizza doesn’t make the least shitty ones good.
If you space it shot-beer-shot-beer you have a nice down time before you have to drink every time, drink the right amount of liquid, and get pretty reasonably shitfaced in one hour
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This isn’t a new account sweetheart, but if you tone up your reading comprehension just a bit you would understand that my comment about having better things to do refers to “researching” before making a comment – not just commenting in general, which can be fun on here now and again.
Yeah, people are gonna do research to make a comment on a comedy website… Talk about real PGP – some of us have better things to do.
Regardless, the fact of the matter is I’ve seen him comment dozens of times, and while sometimes amusing, always far off the left field works sparingly, not habitually.
Fingers crossed they leave their living room door “ajar” when the cougars finally come. I wonder who they’ll choose to ally with – maybe the raccoons.
With a name like Devin it would probably do you well to stop believing you’re so edgy. I have a hard time believing anyone’s buying it.
Graduating Penn State and moving to Costa Rica in a couple of weeks… While I can’t say I’ll miss those freezing nights with nothing but a button down to separate my freezing body from the arctic chills – I’d be lying if being outside during the summer doesn’t feel way sweeter after the exterior has been destitute for months
This article and your take are garbage, just like a Juicero squeezer and their shit juice blends
Brought a girl home back last week, we’re in bed the morning after when she says to me, “You make me so happy”. I did not know how the fuck to abort quicker – Considering building some sort of eject mechanism into my room.
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There’s a common misconception that the things you do drunk are the things you want to do sober. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I don’t who made this a thing, but the things I do when I’m blacked out, are 90% of the time things I wouldn’t do sober. And I really hope my friends wouldn’t do the things I’ve seen them do blacked out while sober.
TLDR; less special
I think you might break his heart once you do the math and inform him of the fact that he would make considerably more money as an Uber driver or even as a *insert random job here*.
I don’t care what you know about pompous recipes. Mr. Richard Branson, aka Dr. Yes – everytime.
A. Proofread
B. What kind of proof did you read? My favorite ones are existence proofs!
Just kidding, I hated calculus
A Nived in-house study reports*
Agreed. That, or just go up near the front and say you want the usual and proceed to the cash register. Power moves only.
I can get behind wearing joggers to the bar – but wearing red joggers with a greek week t-shirt to the office just sounds like you never want to be promoted.
There’s hot takes – and then there’s things psychopaths do. We’ll let the readers decide which one this is.
I thought my friends and I were wild, but it seems like we’re gonna have to take it up a notch. Hey, at least you didn’t invite your mentee to brunch lmao
Pizza in NY is overrated. NYers just like feeling their city is the most specialest on the planet.
Having lived in several countries and different capitals, one of which was Milan, I can tell you with all the confidence in the world that NY and NJ pizza are pretty average at best. The fact that every other state in the US has shitty pizza doesn’t make the least shitty ones good.
If you space it shot-beer-shot-beer you have a nice down time before you have to drink every time, drink the right amount of liquid, and get pretty reasonably shitfaced in one hour