For $30 on venmo I will make you the most impressive person on paper.
My first curriculum included a fraternity position as “academic chair” where I allegedly paired low-performing with high-performing brothers within the same major, resulting in us obtaining 4th best gpa out of over 50 fraternities.
Did we get 4th best gpa? Yes. Was it due to me drinking every night and smoking myself into a coma (my actual position as a brother)? Probably not.
I’m on the same boat. I really wanted to just comment “You’re such a fag”, but decided against it. Not sure what zone commenting about what I wanted to comment about falls in, but it is what it is.
While not necessarily the case with this CEO, there seems to be a certain belief that you have to be apologetic when you are smarter than someone else/some other group of people.
It is unfortunate if someones intellect amplifies your insecurities, but no one has to apologize for not being your typical run-of-the-mill dumbass.
The same should extent to artwork. I’m living at home over the summer before I start my job and in front of my room (strategically placed so that no one usually sees it, except coincidentally me) there’s a painting that my step-mom made which is average amateur art at best, along with an edited picture her daughter made which is just as bad.
Irks me everytime I see them – which is constantly. My dad insists I should just chill the fuck out – but he’s the idiot who just went along and was like, “yeah, that would look great on the wall!”. Stupid idiot.
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For $30 on venmo I will make you the most impressive person on paper.
My first curriculum included a fraternity position as “academic chair” where I allegedly paired low-performing with high-performing brothers within the same major, resulting in us obtaining 4th best gpa out of over 50 fraternities.
Did we get 4th best gpa? Yes. Was it due to me drinking every night and smoking myself into a coma (my actual position as a brother)? Probably not.
Slight departure from your regular articles, right in the feels
In the words of the great Andy Bernard,
‘I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.’
Time zones?…
I’m on the same boat.
Honestly I think I’m gonna have a cash-only weekend, otherwise blacked out me will use my savings account like a trust fund.
Who saves random voicemails?
Username checks out.
Don’t worry, pretty sure people think you’re crazy anyways.
Although I must admit – your takes have grown on me.
I’m on the same boat. I really wanted to just comment “You’re such a fag”, but decided against it. Not sure what zone commenting about what I wanted to comment about falls in, but it is what it is.
Recovery points for sticking with your guns.
Yeah, not really getting the whole “relatively smart” vibe from the article. Definitely more of a “relatively average” feel.
I don’t know how belittling others relates to being unapologetic but sure
At least he’s consistent.
Lololol
While not necessarily the case with this CEO, there seems to be a certain belief that you have to be apologetic when you are smarter than someone else/some other group of people.
It is unfortunate if someones intellect amplifies your insecurities, but no one has to apologize for not being your typical run-of-the-mill dumbass.
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The same should extent to artwork. I’m living at home over the summer before I start my job and in front of my room (strategically placed so that no one usually sees it, except coincidentally me) there’s a painting that my step-mom made which is average amateur art at best, along with an edited picture her daughter made which is just as bad.
Irks me everytime I see them – which is constantly. My dad insists I should just chill the fuck out – but he’s the idiot who just went along and was like, “yeah, that would look great on the wall!”. Stupid idiot.
But… You do still like kids? Right?
I don’t know what the fuck this means but it’s funny.