I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Using “It was a short month” as your excuse for being broke at the end of February. PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.

I’m still hungover from day drinking on Sunday. PGP.

Single Ply Toliet Paper. PGP.

Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.

Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.