Definitely 15 year old me, where I thought being a theatre techie meant it was cool to wear choker necklaces, all black attire, and carry a headset for “importance”. Thnks fr th mmrs…
This is exactly what I want when I buy my first home. My current rental has grass patches out front with weird dirt strewn about, so I never stop checking out other people’s lawns.
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Don’t even know you, but yet this made me feel so proud. Don’t shit the bed.
I was prepared to think none of this was me, but all of this is me when I start a new fling. Dammit.
Crushing it with my second mimosa while waiting for my plane to board. Gonna be an awesome Friday.
You can find me at the singles table
This is exactly what I needed to read before heading out for a wedding weekend…..
Big fan of the vw with a splash of grapefruit juice
I mean I support anything that involves not giving a fuck what other people are doing so, right on.
The burning keys made me think of Milton in office space. Godspeed.
Thank you mom for having the courage to tell me I was being an idiot, and to just drink a glass of wine when I had meltdowns in college.
Definitely 15 year old me, where I thought being a theatre techie meant it was cool to wear choker necklaces, all black attire, and carry a headset for “importance”. Thnks fr th mmrs…
You are scary good at playing the CEO role
Meat sauce. I laughed.
Can’t remember the last time I had a weekday hookup. This might be the push I needed.
This is exactly what I want when I buy my first home. My current rental has grass patches out front with weird dirt strewn about, so I never stop checking out other people’s lawns.
Revolutionary
Super glad you feel this way
Well it’s day one of my friend’s wedding weekend, so I’m starting my day with some coffee and eggs with the news on. Forgot how relaxing that is.
I might be a close second. Going to the movies as a third wheel takes a special kind of self awareness
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this.
We all need a little Chaka khan in our lives.