3D Touch is key on this. With read receipts on you can still look into the whole message without ever actually having “read” it. You can still play off the whole not having time to look at it thing.
My family owns a construction company. I’m being molded to take over the company someday. Where we’re located is a beautiful place but it’s filled with old people and not much to do.
My entire life has been planned out and that plan has pretty much been followed to the tee. I like it but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t often jealous of my friends who’ve moved to new places and done things they never planned on doing because they weren’t tied down to anything.
Almost 24 and still go to the pediatric dentist. Way better. We also bond over our mutual interest in shooting guns.
Side note: when you said glue your fingers and toes together did you mean on each hand/foot or glue them together so you have 20 digits connected and the only way you can move is by rolling around because you’ve essentially glued yourself into a little ball?
My neighbors called the health department twice because my dogs barking on occasion is considered noise pollution. None of the other dogs that bark incessantly though. Just mine. They also threatened to tow away a trailer I had parked on my property. Moral of the story: Fuck HOAs
I yhink it’s just because our generation is still young and haven’t been married long enough to be getting divorced already. My parents had been married 25 years before they divorced
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3D Touch is key on this. With read receipts on you can still look into the whole message without ever actually having “read” it. You can still play off the whole not having time to look at it thing.
My family owns a construction company. I’m being molded to take over the company someday. Where we’re located is a beautiful place but it’s filled with old people and not much to do.
“My mind is telling me nooo, but my penis. My penis is telling me yeeeesssss.” – Nick thinking about Corrine
My entire life has been planned out and that plan has pretty much been followed to the tee. I like it but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t often jealous of my friends who’ve moved to new places and done things they never planned on doing because they weren’t tied down to anything.
Would be way too paranoid about all the weird looks I’d be getting from everyone around me.
Went on Facebook and checked my feed for the first time in a while. Definitely wont be doing that again any time soon… Horrible place.
Nothing like the feeling of slamming a flip phone shut to angrily end a phone call. Everyone knows you mean business.
Almost 24 and still go to the pediatric dentist. Way better. We also bond over our mutual interest in shooting guns.
Side note: when you said glue your fingers and toes together did you mean on each hand/foot or glue them together so you have 20 digits connected and the only way you can move is by rolling around because you’ve essentially glued yourself into a little ball?
My neighbors called the health department twice because my dogs barking on occasion is considered noise pollution. None of the other dogs that bark incessantly though. Just mine. They also threatened to tow away a trailer I had parked on my property. Moral of the story: Fuck HOAs
Maybe your username could give you some sort of indication of what your plans should be for NYE
Here Melody, eat a dick. You get cranky when you’re hungry.
Just another reason to add to the list of reasons I don’t go to the gym. The main reason of course is that I’m just lazy.
I yhink it’s just because our generation is still young and haven’t been married long enough to be getting divorced already. My parents had been married 25 years before they divorced
To paraphrase Mickey Avalon, “I could give a shit bout the riches, as long as he’s got good dick and does dishes.”