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‘Neighbors From Hell’ Is The Instagram Account You Should Be Following If You Like Passive-Aggression And Pure Hatred

I’ve never spoken to my neighbors. They’re a mid-30s couple with two children and a three-legged dog. They clearly think they’re better than me in every aspect of their life, and frankly, they’ve never been more right about anything. By no means am I a bad neighbor, but I could not bring less to our neighborhood than I currently do. I get my work done by slowing down when they’re walking their kids to school and waving when they’re out for a walk at night.

But believe me – there are some shitty neighbors out there. Especially as evidenced by Neighbors From Hell on Instagram.

Just watch.

When sympathy is not your strong suit. #neighborsfromhell

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You have to respect how little of a shit this neighbor gives about the emotional well-being of the guy who just got broken up with. That being said, if you’re arguing in your car rather than in the comfort of your own home, you’re better off without the other person anyway.

Cold. #neighborsfromhell

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The person asking to be unfollowed definitely has an organic rooftop garden and keeps tabs on their tomatoes for fear of people stealing them.

Calling the ASPCA #neighborsfromhell #furberizing

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I believe in human rights for everyone. But if you shame someone for having a puppy, you’re a dead man walking.

Cleptos, am I right? #neighborsfromhell #paperthief #happynewyear

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You can’t steal another man’s newspaper. Sunday Wall Street Journals cost, like, thirty dollars. Well, actually, you can steal someone’s newspaper if it’s sitting outside of their hotel room. Completely acceptable.

The best part about this is simply the contact’s name: Sad #305.

When your neighbor tells you you're too fat to go out on New Years Eve. #neighborsfromhell

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Did someone order a True Thirst Donut? Because the truth hurts, don’t it? Nailed that.

I'd move. #neighborsfromhell

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How many stars did he get, though? The real Uber currency is stars, not dollars. This guy should know that.

Just kidding, that’s just my justification not to tip.

Deck the halls!#neighborsfromhell #merrychristmas

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I thought this was a completely unneccessary move until she clarified that she boned out her boyfriend because she took her wet clothes out of the dryer. That should be punishable by death.

I’d keep commenting on some of these, but you’d be better served just hitting them with the follow and thanking me later. Might give you some inspiration to become a slightly-better-than-shitty neighbor.

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Will

Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at will@grandex.co.

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