Sick day policy so bad I’m sitting back at work 20 min after having two wisdom teeth removed. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.

Sitting on a conference call for 10 minutes before the other parties join. PGP.

Grabbing the wrong bag at Panera rapid pick up. PGP.

Reserving a conference room just to sit alone in the dark for 30 minutes. Fuck the open office concept. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.