My boss came up to me and asked for motivation to get him through the day. PGP.

It was 65 degrees on Tuesday. It’s 6 degrees and snowing today. PGP.

Too tired to put in contacts this morning and now have a headache from wearing glasses all day. PGP.

I don’t give a damn about your cheat day. PGP.

Left the office 15 minutes before I turned 23. PGP.

Dismissed for “lack of ambition” after personally choosing 9.5 hour days at the office. PGP.

I was the only one left in the office at 5:00, and the janitor came by my desk and informed me, “You know, you’re not getting any extra credit for staying late.” PGP.