First week senior year I passed out on a couch in the early hours of the morning at a campus bar and had to be carried out. Coming out of the gates hot that year. Memories.
I was escorted out of and detained at the the University of Illinois football stadium by several police officers and medical people for disturbing the peace in a family section. Blew a .21 but the medic lady lied to the police about and got me out of an arrest. I assume it was because of my charm.
Her fiscal habits are so bad she’s gonna bankrupt Todd too. I propose every Chronicles of Todd article be titled: Act Like a Little Bitch. Their apartment does sound nice though, tbh.
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First week senior year I passed out on a couch in the early hours of the morning at a campus bar and had to be carried out. Coming out of the gates hot that year. Memories.
I was escorted out of and detained at the the University of Illinois football stadium by several police officers and medical people for disturbing the peace in a family section. Blew a .21 but the medic lady lied to the police about and got me out of an arrest. I assume it was because of my charm.
The only bigger attention whore than Duda is Girl from TGDAG.
Ha, I just looked and holy shit she seems like a complete mess.
Catie fucking killed him.
This is what sick days are for.
Todd undoubtedly got yelled at about not giving her a ring yet. Hope he gets blasted at brunch and fake proposes to her.
Low key, kinda hot.
I showed up to Ogilvie at 1:30 once with a 6 pack and waited for my train in the morning. Good times.
Do: get a significant other first.
Loyalty and big fucking boat.
I kind of get the feeling she might not be interested since, you know, she says she has a girlfriend in the second sentence.
DOOOOOOONNNN’T CAAAAAAAAARRREEE #MargLife
You look like Helen Keller dressed you.
Intern > Entry level > Senior associate > Manager > Director > C Suite
If I ever had a teacher with legs like the stock photo I would have intentionally failed that class over and over again.
I don’t think that’s accurate, Dan. I’m just a fan of (most) of the content here.
But they are the worst.
Sometimes I have FOMO from being single but then I read these and remember I’m crushing in compared to Todd.
Her fiscal habits are so bad she’s gonna bankrupt Todd too. I propose every Chronicles of Todd article be titled: Act Like a Little Bitch. Their apartment does sound nice though, tbh.