Chicken stuffed with bacon, cheddar and jalapenos. Side of garlic mashed potatoes and a nice cab. Gonna ride out this tornado from my high rise and maybe get swept away.
I was at a late night bar (hangge uppe) and anytime they played one of these I stopped doing whatever it was I was doing and walked straight off the floor to the bar. Songs are absolute trash.
I deleted that shit as soon as they announced they were switching up their entire model. If I wanted to put in that much effort I would just sign up for Match.
It honestly depends on what time of day it is and what I’m feeling like. Drunk as shit at 1am on a Friday? Tinder. Eating lunch on a Tuesday in the food court? Coffee Meets Bagel. Lounging on the couch at home watching basketball on a Wednesday? Bumble. But 24/7, sup?
1) No go-to party trick because you shouldn’t need a gimmick to be interesting.
2) I like Freakonomics, Revisionist History Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History and Pardon My Take.
3) Rank the seasons from best to worst. Fall, summer, spring, winter for me.
Don’t feel bad about it. I did it for almost two years straight outta school. It sucked but I paid off every cent of my $42k in student loans in that time.
I printed mine out yesterday but the printer jammed and I had to run off to do the phone interview so whoever fixed it definitely saw my resume just sitting in there.
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As the top ranked 3rd wheel (or any odd #) in the world, I definitely would be a high draft pick for this role.
What a twat.
Forgot to pay my rent. Short month, ya know. March off to a hot start.
Yea, gonna go on my roof and let the storm take me.
Wait, how the hell did he lose $97,000? Did he buy a Tesla to fulfill his dream of becoming an Uber driver?
Chicken stuffed with bacon, cheddar and jalapenos. Side of garlic mashed potatoes and a nice cab. Gonna ride out this tornado from my high rise and maybe get swept away.
I was at a late night bar (hangge uppe) and anytime they played one of these I stopped doing whatever it was I was doing and walked straight off the floor to the bar. Songs are absolute trash.
I deleted that shit as soon as they announced they were switching up their entire model. If I wanted to put in that much effort I would just sign up for Match.
It honestly depends on what time of day it is and what I’m feeling like. Drunk as shit at 1am on a Friday? Tinder. Eating lunch on a Tuesday in the food court? Coffee Meets Bagel. Lounging on the couch at home watching basketball on a Wednesday? Bumble. But 24/7, sup?
Stuffed chicken breast with feta and spinach.
1) No go-to party trick because you shouldn’t need a gimmick to be interesting.
2) I like Freakonomics, Revisionist History Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History and Pardon My Take.
3) Rank the seasons from best to worst. Fall, summer, spring, winter for me.
Cock cabeza is a great mean nickname.
Don’t feel bad about it. I did it for almost two years straight outta school. It sucked but I paid off every cent of my $42k in student loans in that time.
It’s Friday. My mind is full of thoughts about vodka sodas and meeting my future wife at 1am in a dimly lit bar tonight.
I printed mine out yesterday but the printer jammed and I had to run off to do the phone interview so whoever fixed it definitely saw my resume just sitting in there.
I’ll see you in hell.
Saving for retirement is pointless for you, Bolen, because there’s no way you live past 45 the way you live.
Congrats to you and yours!
Well, I’m currently in a fight at work who charges $1200 an hour for his time so things are really heating up.
Mother happens to be in the city today so I’ll be ordering the second most expensive thing on the menu.