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Morning Coffee Thoughts

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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.

WE DID IT BOYS AND GIRLS. FRIDAY IS HERE AND IT’S TIME TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE. TAKE A NICE LONG WHIFF OF YOUR COFFEE. SMELLS LIKE FREEDOM, DOESN’T IT? MMMM YEAH THAT’S GOOD STUFF. IT’S OKAY IF IT GETS YOU A LITTLE HORNY. THAT JUST MEANS YOU’RE ALIVE, BABY. A FEW MORE HOURS OF GRINDING HARD AND WE’LL BE WEEKEND WARRIORS. STAY STRONG AND EMBRACE THE EXHAUSTION. LOOK FEAR RIGHT IN THE FACE AND TELL IT TO GO FUCK ITSELF. STAND UP ON YOUR DESK, GRAB YOUR CROTCH AND SCREAM, “I AM THE GOD OF CLOSING!” AT YOUR FRIGHTENED COWORKERS.

Approach today like Michael Jordan approached the sport of basketball. It wasn’t “just a game” to him, and this shouldn’t be “just a job” to you. This is opportunity. You have to seize it. Don’t take no shit from anyone. Get out there and talk your trash.

What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Special plans for the weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.

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