Longboard: I might give you a weird look on the street and then never think about it again. That chick sucks so congrats on cutting your losses.
1 chick/1 dick: If you want exclusivity, sounds like this dude isn’t for you. Good luck out there.
Buzz lady: Dill’s advice is solid. A witty allusion is solid, something like “I’m bald all over”.
Dirty Cheap Ass: Ditch that dude. Give him notice but tell him why too. If he is at least a friend, it could actually help him out to change it.
Super saver: keep doing your own thing. You’re doing fine. Worrying about the people around you and seeing friends doing great or doing stuff you’re not is tough and a struggle but I promise you’ll feel better if you focus on just doing you.
Look man, my anxiety is already high about this. You need to keep this negativity to yourself so I can go in imaging a beautiful future with a fat 401k and a sweet lake house rather than crippling debt and misery.
You’re getting close to being too old to really crush it at Will’s eventual wedding. Scary stuff, David. You have my thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.
Always got more of a mini-golf vibe from you, John. Maybe start off with a Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore gif to get the conversation flowing. Don’t worry about your game too much, it’s all about having fun even if you’re hacking out a 95.
Two vodka sodas and I’m off to sweep you off your feet. My friends are kind of degenerates so I’d be worried about meeting them beforehand only to have them follow me to the date spot and sit two tables away.
Money bags: delete Venmo or jump off a bridge.
Munchkin: shouldn’t be an issue unless she can dunk on you.
Voicemail: I don’t know why people are so weirded out by phone calls. Try FaceTime instead.
Vacay: solo trips are awesome. Do stuff you enjoy, even if it is a trash music festival.
Douche: invite her to work out but don’t be a butthead about it.
Mountain lady: ask him out you coward. It could be love.
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Kyle, will you adopt me? I will be a great big brother to Grant.
This is like A/S/L but way more important.
Marlboro reds or golds only, baby.
Literally anyone but Jared.
Longboard: I might give you a weird look on the street and then never think about it again. That chick sucks so congrats on cutting your losses.
1 chick/1 dick: If you want exclusivity, sounds like this dude isn’t for you. Good luck out there.
Buzz lady: Dill’s advice is solid. A witty allusion is solid, something like “I’m bald all over”.
Dirty Cheap Ass: Ditch that dude. Give him notice but tell him why too. If he is at least a friend, it could actually help him out to change it.
Super saver: keep doing your own thing. You’re doing fine. Worrying about the people around you and seeing friends doing great or doing stuff you’re not is tough and a struggle but I promise you’ll feel better if you focus on just doing you.
But you’re a Pats fan so it washes out.
My grandma doesn’t know the difference between a telephone and a tv remote so at least yours knows which one is ringing.
My god. I want a lake house in the worst way. Might honestly buy one before I buy my normal home. They are just the perfect places.
Look man, my anxiety is already high about this. You need to keep this negativity to yourself so I can go in imaging a beautiful future with a fat 401k and a sweet lake house rather than crippling debt and misery.
Thanks for sharing, Micah. I’ve got a month’s worth of free time now so playing in the kitchen sounds like a good way to spend some evenings.
You’re getting close to being too old to really crush it at Will’s eventual wedding. Scary stuff, David. You have my thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.
Heading to Charlottesville this fall for the full-time MBA program at Virginia.
Already requested that. Grandex IT intern needs to take care of this.
Because I quit.
Last week with a desk because I’m about to be Unemployed. Please advise on next steps. Thanks.
I was obliterated all weekend but feel great today because it’s my last week of work. Please update my username to Unemployed instead now. Thank you.
Always got more of a mini-golf vibe from you, John. Maybe start off with a Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore gif to get the conversation flowing. Don’t worry about your game too much, it’s all about having fun even if you’re hacking out a 95.
Two vodka sodas and I’m off to sweep you off your feet. My friends are kind of degenerates so I’d be worried about meeting them beforehand only to have them follow me to the date spot and sit two tables away.
Money bags: delete Venmo or jump off a bridge.
Munchkin: shouldn’t be an issue unless she can dunk on you.
Voicemail: I don’t know why people are so weirded out by phone calls. Try FaceTime instead.
Vacay: solo trips are awesome. Do stuff you enjoy, even if it is a trash music festival.
Douche: invite her to work out but don’t be a butthead about it.
Mountain lady: ask him out you coward. It could be love.
Smh. So soft.