Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on Rating The 10 Best New York Times Proposals From 2017 I don’t know why but I thought there was gonna be one story in here describing your engagement that happened while away in Mexico. 39 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on A Timeline Of Accidentally Getting Super High At Work I am at the office and I am drunk. 53 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on Hang In There, America LMBO ya cuck 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on Hang In There, America Had a great year. See you all on the other side. 48 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on A Casual Fling And Being In Love Are Two Very Different Animals Must not be that great at it then. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 19 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on A Casual Fling And Being In Love Are Two Very Different Animals For real though, how many people are saying “I love you” to someone mid-coitus if it’s not something you already say to them in general? I can’t imagine being that dumb, even if I am drunk. 40 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on That Time I Completely Torpedoed My Relationship Write her a poem or something man. They love that stuff. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on Stop Telling Single People To "Just Stop Looking" Last Christmas my grandparents and great aunts/uncles actually placed bets on which of the grandkids would be next to get engaged. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Employed and Depressed 7 years ago on Mailbag: Your Significant Other Having Herpes, Joint Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties, And Trouble With Prophylactics The simple solution to avoid the condom falling off is to just not wear one, ya dummy. 85 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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I don’t know why but I thought there was gonna be one story in here describing your engagement that happened while away in Mexico.
We get to go home at noon and I’m gonna be blacked out by 2.
I am at the office and I am drunk.
We say Merry Christmas now that Obama is out of office and it’s legal again!
Promo code SOCK for a new Leesa mattress to replace your knockoff. That’s how the 1% lives.
LMBO ya cuck
Had a great year. See you all on the other side.
Very thoughtful of you to assist. Shouts to you and good luck Brandon & Sarah.
Must not be that great at it then. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
This is high quality stuff here, Brian. I’m in.
Got reaaallll drunk at our company party and lost my really nice peacoat at the after party bar. Shame.
For real though, how many people are saying “I love you” to someone mid-coitus if it’s not something you already say to them in general? I can’t imagine being that dumb, even if I am drunk.
Is it Jack or Jake? Or was this a really weird date with two dudes?
Koch brothers are American heroes. Also, need the shirt with the money bags.
If you fall asleep at your desk, that’s too many. Other than that, you’re golden.
Write her a poem or something man. They love that stuff.
Must just be Dill’s fake voice.
Last Christmas my grandparents and great aunts/uncles actually placed bets on which of the grandkids would be next to get engaged.
The simple solution to avoid the condom falling off is to just not wear one, ya dummy.
Actually, I probably don’t deserve better.