I really hope John and Todd muster up some mint julep-infused courage and make their respective drunken breakup calls after winning big at Churchill Downs.
The amount of hungover/still drunk purchases I make in the morning following a night out are already blasphemous, so I can only imagine the decisions I’d make at Club Brunch.
Todd read this at his cubicle and just had a full blown Scaries panic attack thinking of how many people this wedding season are going to ask when he’s proposing.
This is the kind of situation Todd and John have dug themselves so deep in, the only way out is to fake their deaths, take the life insurance, and become owners of a 3rd world strip club, living on the beach in a villa with barrio babes.
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If Todd’s dad can’t talk him off the ledge on the Protagonist, let’s pray Uncle Rick can do the job. #FreeTodd
I think my heart just skipped a beat.
I really hope John and Todd muster up some mint julep-infused courage and make their respective drunken breakup calls after winning big at Churchill Downs.
Waiting on the Grandex piece telling us how Temps is like the Summer of Bridgette.
Damn, feels happened when you started talking about graduation.
Hey Grandex, should I rent Temps?
The amount of hungover/still drunk purchases I make in the morning following a night out are already blasphemous, so I can only imagine the decisions I’d make at Club Brunch.
Todd’s dad better pour a big ole glass of scotch for him. RIP.
The one takeaway from this for me: Todd’s life as we know it is over.
It’s like Johnny D’s life and TGDAG have suddenly merged and it’s giving me the Scaries.
Todd read this at his cubicle and just had a full blown Scaries panic attack thinking of how many people this wedding season are going to ask when he’s proposing.
This is the kind of situation Todd and John have dug themselves so deep in, the only way out is to fake their deaths, take the life insurance, and become owners of a 3rd world strip club, living on the beach in a villa with barrio babes.
Masters Sunday: keep the train rolling at a bar, or face the full-on Scaries in the panic room?
Best/worst dressed on tour?
When can we expect to see TGDAG from Todd’s perspective? I need to know what this girl is working with.
Who is the shittiest golfer at Grandex?
What’s the drink of choice today?
Just wait til those random, nonsensical requests come sliding in your inbox at 9 pm
Dammit, Patrice!!
This girl is reminding me more and more of my ex. #FreeAtLast