Short flights and timing of asking for a drink, card machines down, flight attendants recognizing me on flights I take often, a few passengers giving me their leftover drink tickets, and just being nice and flexible to the flight crew has all led to not having to pay. It’s been a good streak that will end soon I’m sure.
I look out the window in excitement, but only because I got my undergrad in Urban Planning. However, I do it with a Jack and Coke in my hand and I’m always halfway drunk when I walk onto the plane.
I don’t even need to read this to know this is a bullshit take. I drink on every flight I go on. I also know how to make friends with the flight attendants and haven’t paid for any of my inflight drinks for 3 years now. Jack and Coke, please and thank you, on every single flight.
I get the feeling you messaged him because you thought they would really hit it off and be great together, and not because you wanted to get your friend laid (I could be wrong). He’s mentioned not wanting to date seriously multiple times, and just wants to have fun. Also what is this middle school? Why didn’t your friend slide into his DMs herself?
How slow of a reader is she, if she has to delete social media to accomplish her reading goals? I’m on social media all the damn time and still manage to read 1-2 books a week. This chick needs to get it together.
These rules are ridiculous, but I’m more curious about the presentation of the rules. Did she have a 4th grader write these up and add pretty pictures?
I really hope someone in John’s wife’s group text is single so that John can find the dick pic the single friend got and shared. Then maybe they will both will learn.
Everyone woman has a bank account their significant other doesn’t know about. If they don’t that’s just dumb. Everyone in general should have their own secret stash for whatever.
My best friend (who is a gay male) go to home depot together and help each other with our projects, or we get wasted at our favorite dive. Am I doing it right? I don’t think we have ever gone to a place known for their vegan options.
No because I’m not that terrible of a person. There are few lines I will cross and that is one of them. He was cute 7 years ago, who knows what he looks like now.
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Short flights and timing of asking for a drink, card machines down, flight attendants recognizing me on flights I take often, a few passengers giving me their leftover drink tickets, and just being nice and flexible to the flight crew has all led to not having to pay. It’s been a good streak that will end soon I’m sure.
Right? And being able to figure out what city you’re flying over because you know a lot of their street “grids”. Flying at night is best time for it.
I look out the window in excitement, but only because I got my undergrad in Urban Planning. However, I do it with a Jack and Coke in my hand and I’m always halfway drunk when I walk onto the plane.
I don’t even need to read this to know this is a bullshit take. I drink on every flight I go on. I also know how to make friends with the flight attendants and haven’t paid for any of my inflight drinks for 3 years now. Jack and Coke, please and thank you, on every single flight.
I get the feeling you messaged him because you thought they would really hit it off and be great together, and not because you wanted to get your friend laid (I could be wrong). He’s mentioned not wanting to date seriously multiple times, and just wants to have fun. Also what is this middle school? Why didn’t your friend slide into his DMs herself?
She 100% wanted to hookup in hopes of getting a mention in The Chase. Everyone has their goals in life.
How slow of a reader is she, if she has to delete social media to accomplish her reading goals? I’m on social media all the damn time and still manage to read 1-2 books a week. This chick needs to get it together.
I’ve always said I don’t want a ring. I’d rather the money be saved for a down payment or go towards a few car payments.
My mom followed me on Instagram and I had delete any pics of my tattoos. I’ve had them for years and she has no clue I have them.
These rules are ridiculous, but I’m more curious about the presentation of the rules. Did she have a 4th grader write these up and add pretty pictures?
I really hope someone in John’s wife’s group text is single so that John can find the dick pic the single friend got and shared. Then maybe they will both will learn.
Everyone woman has a bank account their significant other doesn’t know about. If they don’t that’s just dumb. Everyone in general should have their own secret stash for whatever.
As a single childless woman I’d like to receive a tax break just like my friends who are married and/or have children. Would be cool, just saying.
That’s 8 hours
I’m 8-4 too and love it, especially in DC. Flex schedules are the best.
My best friend (who is a gay male) go to home depot together and help each other with our projects, or we get wasted at our favorite dive. Am I doing it right? I don’t think we have ever gone to a place known for their vegan options.
“known for being a rowdy bunch” is kinda putting it lightly there Shibby.
Read this while home sick and watching The Hills marathon. Kids these days don’t know what they are missing.
Few lines I *won’t
No because I’m not that terrible of a person. There are few lines I will cross and that is one of them. He was cute 7 years ago, who knows what he looks like now.