ITS A MF GREAT MORNING! IM GRABBING SOME COFFEE ON THE WAY IN AFTER LAST NIGHT’S VICTORY! I’m not hungover because I didn’t drink last night, but it took awhile to fall asleep after all the excitement. I’m going to channel my inner Brady and kill it today at work.
Watching the Super Bowl at a bar with my friend and her boyfriend. We decided to not invite any haters so it will only be us. Depending how things go on Sunday there is a strong possibility I’ll be calling one of y’all to bail me out.
TODAY IS FRIDAY SO ALL IS GOOD IN THE WORLD. Half my day will be spent in a monthly technical transportation meeting, then mailing it in until 4pm. I dare you to try and bring me down today.
1. Can’t think of one off the top of my head
2. I usually ask them about their most memorable passengers or where they are from. Everyone is a transplant in DC so it’s safe to assume they are from somewhere else. I’m that passenger that will talk to the drive the entire ride.
3. Why the F don’t y’all like my bachelor map I’ve been updating each week?
This makes me hate her so much more. Each week it grows and grows, the hate. Todd get yourself a GIRL who will do “something nice” for you just because, and not because it’s your birthday or she’s feeling insecure.
ROLLING OUT THE FIRST OF SOME MAJOR CHANGES TO OUR DATA CATALOG THAT I’VE BEEN WORKING ON FOE OVER A YEAR. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BITCH, BUT FUCK EM, THEY WILL GET USED TO THE NEW LOOK.
After work I’ve got a promising first date with a guy that has the best southern accent I’ve ever heard. He’s also in a motorcycle club, so if things go well I might be the next Tara Teller.
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You know the Monday night drill: wine in a water bottle while I walk on the treadmill and watch the bachelor at the gym.
Decided to get a dozen doughnuts for everyone on my team to enjoy. When my team wins the Data Management team wins.
ITS A MF GREAT MORNING! IM GRABBING SOME COFFEE ON THE WAY IN AFTER LAST NIGHT’S VICTORY! I’m not hungover because I didn’t drink last night, but it took awhile to fall asleep after all the excitement. I’m going to channel my inner Brady and kill it today at work.
Victory.
Watching the Super Bowl at a bar with my friend and her boyfriend. We decided to not invite any haters so it will only be us. Depending how things go on Sunday there is a strong possibility I’ll be calling one of y’all to bail me out.
Let me know if you need a custom interactive map for your bday party guests. Happy Birthday!
I didn’t even get an invite to mine. There were only 300 kids in my graduating class.
TODAY IS FRIDAY SO ALL IS GOOD IN THE WORLD. Half my day will be spent in a monthly technical transportation meeting, then mailing it in until 4pm. I dare you to try and bring me down today.
It’s been that type of week. One of the worst in a long time, but tomorrow is Friday.
Fuck it, I’m getting wine. It’s been that kind of day.
If Mad Men (or an ex) taught me anything it’s that “Dinner went later than I thought” is the perfect line to use when you’re cheating.
What does it say about all the Bachelor ladies who are obsessed with dolphins?
1. Can’t think of one off the top of my head
2. I usually ask them about their most memorable passengers or where they are from. Everyone is a transplant in DC so it’s safe to assume they are from somewhere else. I’m that passenger that will talk to the drive the entire ride.
3. Why the F don’t y’all like my bachelor map I’ve been updating each week?
I see your the person I want to sit next to during Friday morning’s 3 hour meeting…
I’ve got a Gordy date too. Good luck and crush it.
Don’t even need to read this to know we will be great friends.
This makes me hate her so much more. Each week it grows and grows, the hate. Todd get yourself a GIRL who will do “something nice” for you just because, and not because it’s your birthday or she’s feeling insecure.
Good point, I’ll make sure his mother is never around kitchen utensils
ROLLING OUT THE FIRST OF SOME MAJOR CHANGES TO OUR DATA CATALOG THAT I’VE BEEN WORKING ON FOE OVER A YEAR. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BITCH, BUT FUCK EM, THEY WILL GET USED TO THE NEW LOOK.
After work I’ve got a promising first date with a guy that has the best southern accent I’ve ever heard. He’s also in a motorcycle club, so if things go well I might be the next Tara Teller.