Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP. You ever meet my dad State Street Steve? 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Its just hitting me that I won't be going to football games every Saturday this fall. PGP. Purdue season tickets can be had for $99. Or just wait till they come on sale on stubhub and pick up prime seats for $5 or less. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 7/21 Not wearing pants is a power move though. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Common Dating App Faux Pas That All Point To Why You're Single Can I mention I was on the varsity golf team 2007-2010? 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 7/18 Congrats on the soon to be sex. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Never Trust Anyone Who Only Has One Lotion Does KY jelly count as lotion? 31 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 7/6 Still on vacation, so my morning coffee will be a nice ice cold Buschhhhhh. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Wearing A Full Suit To Work During The Summer Should Be Illegal If you have ball sweat running down your legs, maybe you should consult a doctor. Might have serious health issues if you sweat that much. -5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Wearing A Full Suit To Work During The Summer Should Be Illegal That’s why I free ball no matter what I wear. 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/12 Rough day at the office. Got in town late from Nashville after drinking Busch like it was going out of style. Also if any of you have never been to the CMA music in Nashville, y’all missing out. Free concerts all over town. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 6/8 Going to be getting into Nashville tonight for some country music and Busch drinking through Sunday. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on Does My Doctor Want To Be My Friend Or Is She Just Doing Her Job? I hope you guys had a 3-way with her. 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 7 years ago on How To Get Your Body Summer-Ready Without Hitting The Gym Spikeball is the best dang thing since…well I was born. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Threw my back out getting into my car to go to the gym. Drove to the liquor store instead. PGP. PGPM 24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on One Thing I Really Hate About Country Music Anybody heard of Brooke Eden? She’s a total bag of fuck and her music is pretty good. 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on "You don't look like the marrying type." PGP. This hits too close to home. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on A Mother's Day Letter From A Generic Millennial Any single moms out there just wanting to party it up this weekend? Hola at your boy Drunk Uncle. 22 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on The bar exam. PGP. You take it and you take it good Captainris! 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on Find You A Couple You Can Have A Threesome Of Emotions With I’ll be in Nashville June 9-11 for Country Music Week. Gonna hook The Drunk Uncle up with a little bourbon? 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Drunk Uncle III 8 years ago on I Binge Watched Recipe Videos Today Because I Hate Myself What a fine piece of tail. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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You ever meet my dad State Street Steve?
Purdue season tickets can be had for $99. Or just wait till they come on sale on stubhub and pick up prime seats for $5 or less.
Not wearing pants is a power move though.
Can I mention I was on the varsity golf team 2007-2010?
Congrats on the soon to be sex.
Does KY jelly count as lotion?
Still on vacation, so my morning coffee will be a nice ice cold Buschhhhhh.
If you have ball sweat running down your legs, maybe you should consult a doctor. Might have serious health issues if you sweat that much.
That’s why I free ball no matter what I wear.
Rough day at the office. Got in town late from Nashville after drinking Busch like it was going out of style. Also if any of you have never been to the CMA music in Nashville, y’all missing out. Free concerts all over town.
Going to be getting into Nashville tonight for some country music and Busch drinking through Sunday.
I hope you guys had a 3-way with her.
Spikeball is the best dang thing since…well I was born.
PGPM
Anybody heard of Brooke Eden? She’s a total bag of fuck and her music is pretty good.
This hits too close to home.
Any single moms out there just wanting to party it up this weekend? Hola at your boy Drunk Uncle.
You take it and you take it good Captainris!
I’ll be in Nashville June 9-11 for Country Music Week. Gonna hook The Drunk Uncle up with a little bourbon?
What a fine piece of tail.