Do you stand while you wipe? If you were (correctly) sitting on the toilet during the wiping process how in the hell did the phone slip between your thighs?
Shouldn’t you be sitting on said toilet until you’re done wiping and ready to pull up your pants? Are you a psychopathic stand while you wipe guy? Seriously?
Grew up in New Glarus, lived in Texas for a few years and am back in Minneapolis and I nearly wet myself when I found out they brought Totally Naked back this year in CANS. May God have mercy on my liver this summer.
Duda is Spot. The. F***. On with this one. Every two months, in whatever city I’m in I stay at the best Marriott it has to offer #platinumelitelife. Works like a charm. SAD, or not. R&R is fleeting, take advantage.
Don’t move to Denver unless you’re homeless, or an insufferable millennial douche. If you fit into one, hell, or both, you’ll fit in fine. Denver is the worst.
Bro you wanna jump ship after only 2.5 yrs, expecting more “professional” responsibility? Unless you hate your job, quietly look for other opportunity. Keeping your first job for a bit longer than just 2.5 yrs will hold so much more weight than you think.
I’ve never disagreed more with an article. Dasani has clear parasites (recalled 1/2 billion bottles two weeks ago) and is generally the worst of the worst. OZARKA IS LIFE
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You’re definitely getting played when you change your oil after only 3,000 miles. That little ditty was true 30 years ago.
I felt the same on this until I met Lottza Mottza. The true frozen pizza MVP.
Wait till you’re 30 big guy…. you may think you’re washed, 27? Not even close, bud.
So uh, wanna grab a drink?
Do you stand while you wipe? If you were (correctly) sitting on the toilet during the wiping process how in the hell did the phone slip between your thighs?
Shouldn’t you be sitting on said toilet until you’re done wiping and ready to pull up your pants? Are you a psychopathic stand while you wipe guy? Seriously?
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Wrong, all of it. “Eyes up here, hun.”
I came here just to help bring attention to “fedora guy”. Is he serious?
Dil, “going dutch” means splitting the bill. Has nothing to do about transportation to/from the date.
Grew up in New Glarus, lived in Texas for a few years and am back in Minneapolis and I nearly wet myself when I found out they brought Totally Naked back this year in CANS. May God have mercy on my liver this summer.
Fantastic take, my go-to is a Makers and water. But for a night out there is nothing wrong with rail whiskey dash of water for my wallet’s sake.
Starting my day with a gym sesh before I play good brother/uncle and try not to blackout on cinco de mayo hanging with my nieces.
Mainstream media is doing the same bullshit right now…. To both sides, what you described is still happening it has just evolved.
Duda is Spot. The. F***. On with this one. Every two months, in whatever city I’m in I stay at the best Marriott it has to offer #platinumelitelife. Works like a charm. SAD, or not. R&R is fleeting, take advantage.
Don’t move to Denver unless you’re homeless, or an insufferable millennial douche. If you fit into one, hell, or both, you’ll fit in fine. Denver is the worst.
Bro you wanna jump ship after only 2.5 yrs, expecting more “professional” responsibility? Unless you hate your job, quietly look for other opportunity. Keeping your first job for a bit longer than just 2.5 yrs will hold so much more weight than you think.
This is some heavy shit, more so than “The Chase”, I’m hooked. You must keep us in the loop bruh.
I’ve never disagreed more with an article. Dasani has clear parasites (recalled 1/2 billion bottles two weeks ago) and is generally the worst of the worst. OZARKA IS LIFE
Saxx* wow, I don’t know why spanx was in my autocorrect dictionary