Bridesmaid: attending a good friends wedding is absolutely a fine excuse to miss a rehearsal dinner, just remember that your cousin will be watching you closely for signs of a hangover on her big day. It would be a really trash move to show up for bridesmaid duty not at 100%.
Guy with the girl who banged his friends. If it really bothers you (it would definitely bother me) then don’t feel like you’re wrong to dump her. The thing that makes sex special is that its private between the two of you. That can no longer be the case for y’all. I would have enough trouble if it was just 1 friend. More than that would be a 100% deal breaker.
No, open bar is not a must. Beer and wine is totally fine, especially if you have people on your guest list you don’t trust to drink responsibly. Weddings are a celebration, not a shitshow. Adding a signature cocktail definitely takes it up a notch and usually isn’t too much more expensive. I’m also assuming all these people commenting have never paid for a wedding, because open bars are extremely expensive and any of your married friends/family will not judge.
Any questions? Ask the bride. And ask them early. If you have questions the day of, ask th MOH. Do not ask the groom, he does not have the authority to answer them without bride approval anyway. As a groomsman, even if you have a plus one, don’t bring someone unless she is a long term gf or friends with a lot of the guests because you will not be seeing her very much. Definitely rsvp so the bride knows if you’re bringing a plus one.
We definitely know the difference. I’m 5’7 and if I wear my favorite heels I’m 5’11. So yes I would notice if I was exactly the same height as you. And then you just look bad for lying.
To the guy who went on a date with the flu. You’re a terrible person. You probably got your date sick. You’re probably one of those people who goes to work sick too. Consider other people for once and keep your germs to yourself.
Mine is $450/month for catastrophic coverage because my employer won’t give me insurance. The doctors available to me are sometimes convicted rapists and most are not board certified. So basically I can’t even use it. But thanks a million Obama for forcing me to have insurance that I can’t use.
Those plans kick you out if you have an STD, a baby out of wedlock, or live with a significant other, so they are not going to be feasible for a lot of people. I checked it out when I was on the insurance hunt.
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Did she actually use your name or were you given a nickname?
Bridesmaid: attending a good friends wedding is absolutely a fine excuse to miss a rehearsal dinner, just remember that your cousin will be watching you closely for signs of a hangover on her big day. It would be a really trash move to show up for bridesmaid duty not at 100%.
Let’s not gloss over the fact that the first submission talked about someone ending their life as inconvenient for her bender…
I don’t want to see anyone without long hair bashing top knots. They are an absolute lifesaver.
Guy with the girl who banged his friends. If it really bothers you (it would definitely bother me) then don’t feel like you’re wrong to dump her. The thing that makes sex special is that its private between the two of you. That can no longer be the case for y’all. I would have enough trouble if it was just 1 friend. More than that would be a 100% deal breaker.
No, open bar is not a must. Beer and wine is totally fine, especially if you have people on your guest list you don’t trust to drink responsibly. Weddings are a celebration, not a shitshow. Adding a signature cocktail definitely takes it up a notch and usually isn’t too much more expensive. I’m also assuming all these people commenting have never paid for a wedding, because open bars are extremely expensive and any of your married friends/family will not judge.
Spousal scaries are definitely not secondhand. That’s your house too!
Will the answer is $100+/head
Any questions? Ask the bride. And ask them early. If you have questions the day of, ask th MOH. Do not ask the groom, he does not have the authority to answer them without bride approval anyway. As a groomsman, even if you have a plus one, don’t bring someone unless she is a long term gf or friends with a lot of the guests because you will not be seeing her very much. Definitely rsvp so the bride knows if you’re bringing a plus one.
Source: former bridezilla
People over 25 don’t have to worry about saving money? At 25 most people are barely starting their career, if they are even out of school yet. Gtfo
Kiss guy: my now husband didn’t kiss me till the 4th date/hang-out and by then I assumed I had been friendzoned. Do it now.
I second this, have your friend tell him this stuff. Maybe not a ppt, but have her drop him hints like “heart shaped diamonds are so tacky”
Will what happened to not posting stories involving drunk driving anymore? Don’t encourage those trash people.
Sorry Will, probably the most unrealistic part of this whole series was Todd actually sleeping the whole way to Paris.
We definitely know the difference. I’m 5’7 and if I wear my favorite heels I’m 5’11. So yes I would notice if I was exactly the same height as you. And then you just look bad for lying.
To the guy who went on a date with the flu. You’re a terrible person. You probably got your date sick. You’re probably one of those people who goes to work sick too. Consider other people for once and keep your germs to yourself.
Mine is $450/month for catastrophic coverage because my employer won’t give me insurance. The doctors available to me are sometimes convicted rapists and most are not board certified. So basically I can’t even use it. But thanks a million Obama for forcing me to have insurance that I can’t use.
Those plans kick you out if you have an STD, a baby out of wedlock, or live with a significant other, so they are not going to be feasible for a lot of people. I checked it out when I was on the insurance hunt.
Are you planning on leaving her?
Seriously, if you work 40+ hours a week AND go out every weekend, you have no business owning a dog. The poor thing will spend its whole life alone.