Had to make two trips to the car to get all the groceries in. PGP.

I set up an appointment for 8 a.m. on a Saturday because that was “more convenient.” PGP.

I didn’t start Drew Brees in fantasy this week. PGP

Raiding the supply closet for a cheap thrill. PGP

The constant struggle between losing weight and free food in the break room. PGP

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP

NSFW only applies when you don’t have your own office. PGPM.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.